A perverted bear like creature that lurks in UK.Very dangerous when horny has a an affection to Margaret Thatcher and Angela Merkel who fancies as the ultimate dominatrix.
by asid72 January 9, 2012

The aftermath of jacking off on the toilet and wiping it clean, but, sitting there long enough the extra discharge dripping out when you stand up creating a prince -uperts-drop dangling 2-4”and eventually falling into the water.
by Panch above the rest January 5, 2023

Handcrafted ZONG from the wild outbacks of Australia. Norberry grew up in a kangaroo pouch after being throw out of a Jeep window, so that part of his life was a little crooked (hence he is a zong). The ingenious Aborigines celebrated his life by giving him his original ornamentation, which he still wears today.
by blahblahblah1800 July 4, 2010

Timmy was showing signs of Rupert's Dementia (RD) when he accused president Obama of being "just like Hitler."
by jimbo92107 May 23, 2015

by marshall banana June 12, 2004

person 1 :" yeah my dog died today, another day another Rupert Jones moment"
person 2 : "damn bro, i feel you"
person 2 : "damn bro, i feel you"
by anonymous November 30, 2022

A failed football chairman who sent a club into administration, now turned hate amplifier who likes to spread stupid, prejudiced nonsense on social media, pretending to be an adept business person.
There goes Rupert from Administration, blaming things on people who live in horrible conditions again, instead of his rich pals.
by Reformltd February 16, 2025
