the term used instead of carpet muncher / lesbian, who is a agressive muff diver (usually a woman) who loves gine. if you talk close to this person you can usually smell the sea.
I was picking up on this chick and i realized that she was definetly a rug bully by her softball uniform and the sea gulls circling above.
by Josh gray, monkey, travis March 16, 2008

by Irishslut6969 March 28, 2017

The neglected, untamed growth that follows after a long, sexless breakup. The victim has typically forgotten until their pants are lowered in front of their new partner, who is unable to see the tree through the forest.
A.K.A Forest of the Forgotten, Melancholy Mop, Abstinent Overgrowth, Dry Spell Danglies, Loenely Lettuce, Wishful Willows, Leafy Leftovers
A.K.A Forest of the Forgotten, Melancholy Mop, Abstinent Overgrowth, Dry Spell Danglies, Loenely Lettuce, Wishful Willows, Leafy Leftovers
Me: "How'd that date go last night?"
Josh: "I forgot to bush whack beforehand, so I rolled out the rebound rug for her."
Josh: "I forgot to bush whack beforehand, so I rolled out the rebound rug for her."
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