rug bully

the term used instead of carpet muncher / lesbian, who is a agressive muff diver (usually a woman) who loves gine. if you talk close to this person you can usually smell the sea.
I was picking up on this chick and i realized that she was definetly a rug bully by her softball uniform and the sea gulls circling above.
by Josh gray, monkey, travis March 16, 2008
mugGet the rug bullymug.

rug marble

A fat, glistening, throbbing clit hidden deep within a lesbian's unkempt bush.
try as she might, Portia could not find Ellen's elusive rug marble
by Irishslut6969 March 28, 2017
mugGet the rug marblemug.

Rebound Rug

The neglected, untamed growth that follows after a long, sexless breakup. The victim has typically forgotten until their pants are lowered in front of their new partner, who is unable to see the tree through the forest.

A.K.A Forest of the Forgotten, Melancholy Mop, Abstinent Overgrowth, Dry Spell Danglies, Loenely Lettuce, Wishful Willows, Leafy Leftovers
Me: "How'd that date go last night?"

Josh: "I forgot to bush whack beforehand, so I rolled out the rebound rug for her."
by Shiposters Anonymous November 18, 2022
mugGet the Rebound Rugmug.

Taint rug

The area or patch of hair between ones genitalia and anus region.
While I was muff diving on Heather last night, my tongue ring got caught in her taint rug!
by Cronus29 December 7, 2011
mugGet the Taint rugmug.

Tit Rug

The pubic hair covering a males pectoral muscles and the surrounding area of his torso.
Famous owners of tit rugs include Tom Selleck, Mike Rowe and Danny DeVito
by Crisco Steve December 5, 2007
mugGet the Tit Rugmug.

Drags a Rug

When something is so rad it sweeps you off your feet.
“Hey, wanna go to Jacob’s house at around 7?”
“Jacob? Hell yeah! That guy drags a rug!”
by .bandy. March 21, 2019
mugGet the Drags a Rugmug.

Rug Chomper

Lesbian muff action or fishing for carpet.
she's a rug chomper.
by MEESHEEE March 22, 2009
mugGet the Rug Chompermug.

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