rolfen

A man with a very large penis, who is very brave, sexy, and inspiring. Most of the time, he is Canadian.

Unknown: Did you sleep with him last night?
Unknown2: Yeah, he was such a Rolfen

by pseudonym2199843 September 6, 2021

Lord rolfington

A unsavoury type. Normally overweight with a sense of superiority. Normally found smashing pastys and outside schools

That fat builder is such lord rolfington. He definitely needs his hard drive checking

by Sir chopper June 20, 2023

rolfmayo

Rolfmayo is a derivation of the Internet slang roflmao (rolling on floor laughing my ass/arse off). It basically means the same thing, but features far more Rolf and Mayo.

Particularly popular in England, rolfmayo is an indirect reference to both the celebrated Australian painter and entertainer, Rolf Harris, and the equally enchorial salad dressing, mayonnaise.

I just saw an old lady fall over! ROLFMAYO

by rymix October 28, 2008

Rolfesque

Of or pertaining to an archetypical father figure, particularly in the manner of conversational entrapment, or in the description of punishments designed to restore value systems of a bygone era in American history.

The way in which he reinitiated the conversation after every natural lull was very rolfesque.

The punishment, designed to keep his children away from digital pleasures, was very rolfesque.

by kdabr February 26, 2011

Rolfe

To eat takeaway every day of the week and then keep eating afterwards.
Also known as a term used in conjunction with the halo mode "team slayer". Cant happen after 10 o'clock though.

That Guy is such a Rolfe

by eflor yug March 5, 2008

Rolfing

To sexually interfere with an underage person

Did you hear Alex got arrested?
Yeah he was caught rolfing at the zoo

by dirtystuff November 10, 2014

rolfing

Growing Rolf Harris like hair, beard and sideburns. Playing strange instruments and partaking in Felching.

I was rolfing around at the weekend.

by PO April 27, 2006