time ripper

Something that takes up a lot of your time that you did not intend to spend on that activity. An engrossing activity, especially on the Internet.

The Urban Dictionary is a real time ripper.

by Lude February 11, 2005

Brown Ripper

A massive turd that feels like you are being ripped in half, from anus to taint and anus to low back, as it works it’s way out.

Often so painful one begs and pleads for release. Most men experiencing a brown ripper equate it to rectal childbirth.

Braaaaahhhh could you take a quick gander at my gooch area? I just did a brown ripper and I think it really tore flesh this time.

I was so constipated that I had a brown ripper and I felt like I was being filleted from stem to stern.

I just have rectal birth to a 10 pound turd with that brown ripper. I though I was going to need an emergency C section to get it out.

by Eaton Holgoode June 7, 2018

ripperoni

What you say when an unfortunate event transpires to you or another person. Slang term for "Rest In Pepperoni."

Bro #1: "Bro, I just played a vine from iFunny in class and it was a moan vine and everyone heard it."
Bro #2: "Bro, ripperoni."

by WhiteMamba44 March 9, 2016

Zipper Ripper

When you break wind and the sound that is made is very reminiscent of pulling on a zipper. As you control your flatulence, you can speed up or slow down the quickness of the zipper sound to make it sound like you are pulling the zipper faster or slower which causes those around you to giggle more.

1. It sounded as if someone had unzipped something until the smell hit me and I knew it was a "zipper ripper".
2. Before I unpacked my luggage, I had to pass gas and as I let it rip, I forced it out quicker giving it a quick unzipping sound, a "zipper ripper", and then unzipped my suitcase and laughed at how similar they both sounded.

by max nova September 13, 2009

The Ripper

Title bestowed upon a person who pushes physical limits to inhuman levels. Commonly described as a modern marvel to mankind.

"Did you hear about the guy who lifted a mountain?"

"Yeah, the call him The Ripper."

by championshipstatus March 24, 2009

dick ripper

The one who performs circumcisions on babys when they are born.

Wife: I'm glad our son is getting circumcised.

Husband: I just hope that the dick ripper goes easy on that little guy, he is tender!

by tittyfuck69 April 20, 2009

Wanna-Be Rappers

Wanna-be thugs and rappers,that think they can rap and think they will be famous one day! they wear fake jewelry and get real tattoos thinking their a rapper!!!I'm not saying they can't or won't be famous one day,it's just in high school I remember these kids saying they would be famous and be a rapper,and years later I never seen on tv or heard any of their music?My point is if your gonna be a famous rapper then stick with that plan?I think alot of kids rap to be popular in high school!! Some kids can't rap worth of shit?

at the talent show the rap group performs.
Keisha and her friend decide to go:
Keisha:man these guys are really good!
Tasha:please are they really gonna be rappers?
20 years later!!
Bet Music videos
Keisha:Tasha wear are those kids we went to high school wit that said they would be rappers?
Tasha:please you really believed they were gonna be rappers?They were wanna-be rappers,they probably did it to be popular!!

by leoking93 June 6, 2010