sick call ranger

A soldier in the US Army who constantly goes to "sick call" usually to get out of PT.

Over half of the privates in A Co 305th MI Bn at Fort Huachuca, Arizona are sick call rangers riding profiles to get out of PT like little lazy pathetic privates who will go no where in my Army.

by PV2 Not giving my name! September 15, 2006

butt ranger

one who lusts after guys asses

that butt ranger would love to stick his pole up your ass

by MAJOR BUTT RANGER March 3, 2003

Emo Rangers

A team of super-powered emo kids recruited by a being called Captain Emohead who try to stop the Evil Empress (I don't know who that is either) from taking over Earth. The team consists of: Vicken, the "Weeping Tears" Emo Ranger; John, the "Chronic Stoner" Emo Ranger; Ross, the "Introspective" Emo Ranger; Luke, the "Chaos Mohawk" Emo Ranger; and Stef, the "Bleeding Heart" Emo Ranger".

Go, go emo rangers? Visit www.emorangers.com for more information.

by crazyrabbits May 29, 2005

Range Rover

Better than a hummer.

Unlike Range Rovers, Hummers usually get stuck trying to navigate over soda cans.

by bill747 May 29, 2008

anal ranger

A term used to describe a cowboy who engages in rampant anal intercourse from ranch to ranch

"Dude! Jake Gillenhall was such an anal ranger in Brokecrack mountain that he had to ride all the way to mexico to get his cornhole filled!"

by Jake Gillenhall August 27, 2007

power rangers

A show created in 1993 by Haim Saban, but with roots (and suits, stories, footage, etc.) from the Super Sentai franchise. The basic premise is like so: evil warlord/ witch/ Machine Empire/ empress/ squid/ demon/ mutant/ psychopath/ exiled ninja/ failed science experiment/ alien emperor sends down monster, heroes (5 or 6 usually) kill monster, monster grows, heroes jump into zords, kill monster again, repeat. Add tortured souls and their backstories for flavor.

It's Morphin' Time! lightning bolt Dragonzord! Mastadon! Pteradactyl! Sabertoothed Tiger! Tyrannosaurus! zoom in on Red Ranger helmet stock footage, zoom out to reveal... POWER RANGERS!

by randomsegafanboy March 20, 2005

Rump-Ranger

An old flamer, usually in his mid to late 50's who keeps a close eye on the male rump. No one is safe from this guy, and he has a really bad case of "wandering hands." This term is derived from polish and/or irish background, and members of the Bonior family earned the name, which is why it is common today.

HEY, watch it! Don't let your wandering hands get anywhere near my ass! I hear the castro district is common mating grounds for Rump-Rangers

by RealRapRaw October 12, 2014