A simple and foolproof test to figure out whether your urge to contact someone is purely sexual, or whether it could be something more: While you are feeling that urge to make contact, masturbate to orgasm. If you don’t feel like contacting them anymore, it was definitely just a booty call. Derived from jizz, but applicable to either sex.
1) You better give that dude the jizz quiz right now – he might be hot, but you know you’re lookin’ for more than some sexy, poor puppylove loser!
2) I swear I was all dressed, made up and ready to go out with him, but I gave myself the jizz quiz and then I just wanted to go shopping so I told him my mom was sick and I needed to go see her.
3) Man, I thought I loved that girl but I'm glad I jizz quizzed that dumb-ass idea away before I spent any more money on her -- so hey, let's catch the game tonight!
2) I swear I was all dressed, made up and ready to go out with him, but I gave myself the jizz quiz and then I just wanted to go shopping so I told him my mom was sick and I needed to go see her.
3) Man, I thought I loved that girl but I'm glad I jizz quizzed that dumb-ass idea away before I spent any more money on her -- so hey, let's catch the game tonight!
by Atlatl September 17, 2008
Get the jizz quiz mug.Quizilla is a site for quizzes that has now recently been mostly inhabited by psychotic fangirls. The majority of the site has now been taken up by fanfics such as "HW FR WUD HARRY POTTER GO WIT U?11?!!1ONE" or "*~Frank iero & YOU!1 (OMGROFLLAWL LEMONZZ!!!11ONE)~*
Not all of the site's fanfiction is bad, some of the writers are actually quite dedicated and often put time and effort into their stories, whether or not they are fanfiction. But the most of it has become a sick competition to get your story on the "Most popular" or "Highest rated" list. Out of all the crap, it's hard to find an actually good original story or fanfiction. But if you're lucky, there is a chance that you may find some good stuff.
Not all of the site's fanfiction is bad, some of the writers are actually quite dedicated and often put time and effort into their stories, whether or not they are fanfiction. But the most of it has become a sick competition to get your story on the "Most popular" or "Highest rated" list. Out of all the crap, it's hard to find an actually good original story or fanfiction. But if you're lucky, there is a chance that you may find some good stuff.
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Are good writers on Quizilla. 78% of the others on the site, are NOT.
xXKissAndTellXx
SkyDancer15
& RocketMuffin
Are good writers on Quizilla. 78% of the others on the site, are NOT.
by Marleigh December 12, 2008
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Quzilla. A site that was once an extremely basic quiz making site, providing hours and hours of mindless fun.
Slowly but surely, bad Harry Potter and Anne Rice fanfiction began to creep onto the site. Eventually, the admins embraced this, allowing people to publish fanfics and people began to post original stories.
More and more functions have been added over the years, such as games and a huge dictionary of sorts entitled the Zillapedia. Recently, new story, poem, lyrics and scored quizzes editors have been added to the site, along with a forum which has proved highly popular.
Unfortunately, within Quizilla, there is a battle of sorts to get onto the "Highest Rated" list, and tons of wannabe fangirls write extremely bad bandfics with very bad grammar to try and get on them. Unique ideas no longer exist on Quizilla.
Slowly but surely, bad Harry Potter and Anne Rice fanfiction began to creep onto the site. Eventually, the admins embraced this, allowing people to publish fanfics and people began to post original stories.
More and more functions have been added over the years, such as games and a huge dictionary of sorts entitled the Zillapedia. Recently, new story, poem, lyrics and scored quizzes editors have been added to the site, along with a forum which has proved highly popular.
Unfortunately, within Quizilla, there is a battle of sorts to get onto the "Highest Rated" list, and tons of wannabe fangirls write extremely bad bandfics with very bad grammar to try and get on them. Unique ideas no longer exist on Quizilla.
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Get the quizicle mug.Proper Noun: The favorite, fictional submarine sandwich shop in the fictional Harry Potter universe.
Quizzlebee's does not actually exist in the Harry Potter novels or movies, but came into existence due to its overly English-sounding name and a certain, je ne sais quoi, that makes the reader instantly think of magic, Wizards, and disapparating.
Still don't believe in Quizzlebee's? Try to imagine Michael Caine saying it...
See?
Quizzlebee's does not actually exist in the Harry Potter novels or movies, but came into existence due to its overly English-sounding name and a certain, je ne sais quoi, that makes the reader instantly think of magic, Wizards, and disapparating.
Still don't believe in Quizzlebee's? Try to imagine Michael Caine saying it...
See?
Harry Potter: While we're in Diagon Alley, we should stop in my favorite sub shop, Quizzlebee's!
Hagrid: What are you going to get, Harry?
Harry Potter: Either a roast beef with unicornraddish, or a dragon, lettuce, and tomato with cool, ranch dressing.
Hagrid: Aye, betwixt you and me I'd rather be subjected to the Cruciatus curse than eat at Quizzlebee's. I'll be outside, methinks.
Harry Potter: Here's 3 Galleons, go grab some greasy rubbish at Death Eaters (another fictional Harry Potter eatery).
Hagrid: What are you going to get, Harry?
Harry Potter: Either a roast beef with unicornraddish, or a dragon, lettuce, and tomato with cool, ranch dressing.
Hagrid: Aye, betwixt you and me I'd rather be subjected to the Cruciatus curse than eat at Quizzlebee's. I'll be outside, methinks.
Harry Potter: Here's 3 Galleons, go grab some greasy rubbish at Death Eaters (another fictional Harry Potter eatery).
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