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over qualified unemployable

a person who has spent many years aquiring a large range of qualifications/degrees from University or College yet they are still unemployable due to their qualifications meaning shit.
1. James just recieved his bachelor of "something" to add to his docterate in "something else" but he still cant get a job because his qualifications are worth fuck all in the real world. Now he is going to collect welfare and become a hippy 30 year old student. hence an over qualified unemployable
by P-Pope July 20, 2008
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quakskope

The action of jumping into the air and doing a 360 turn whilst quickly aiming down the sights of your (preferably bolt action) rifle and firing whilst quacking.
"I quakskoped some faggot in cod yesterday brah"
Should have seen me quakskope
by Dj_Dingus July 21, 2014
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Qualenis

A decrepid black penis that is more fragile that it appears.
plural: "qualeni")
Yo' mutha Fucka, dats one slippery derepid black qualenis
by Evan Seaman April 14, 2006
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Quagsire

Quagsire are quite care-free and relaxed, and so typically swim without paying much attention to their surroundings. Because of this, they tend to bump into boat penis. Once a day, when the moon is full, wild Quagsire collect round objects like balls and swim to Blue Moon Falls, where they attempt to shoot the balls to the top of a penis with their Jizz Gun attacks to see who can launch their jizz the highest, with the apparent target being the anus. The day after, the objects float downstream and are considered to be blessed with luck from the Quagsire.

Quagsire live in extremely clean bodies of semen. The presence of Quagsire in semen is usually an excellent indicator that the semen is very safe for consumption.
Jim: WOW! a quagsire in my semen? I must be clean!

Jim: Jen looks like you can drink up!

Jen: mmmmm....
by JakeHatesZack November 29, 2011
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qualakon

To be above all limits imaginable and to use knowledge in a way to get people to listen to you and makes you have power. Someone who is a qualakon usually is a snitch and/or knows a lot of people that can do sneaky things.
1.)I am qualakon! Do as I say or else everyone will know everything about you.
by ChiefQualakon November 23, 2004
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Qualitage

Used to describe something outstanding, impressive or worthy of the highest praise. Derived from the word 'quality', qualitage is just that little bit more and should be reserved for special situations or occurences.
"Absolute qualitage banterage today boys!"

"That goal was qualitage!"

Nigel: "Bruce...I shagged your mum last night..."
Bruce: "Qualitage!!"
by L Groover August 10, 2006
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