Q-Tip

NOUN
An elderly person, usually a woman who quickly pulls out into busy traffic and proceeds at 40MPH below whatever the posted speed limit is. When capable drivers, that should actually be allowed to drive, approach from behind, it can appear as if a Q-Tip was seat-belted in behind the wheel.

Man, I was ripping my V Max up the road and this damn Q-Tip pulled out in front of me!

by Broken Dock September 16, 2019

Love Q-tip

Anal sex. When you insert your penis into a woman's ass after she takes a shit.

Ooh girl, let me put this love q-tip in you.

by Alexander Carrington December 18, 2022

Dirty Q-tip

When a skinny white boy has really curly hair in an Afro

Hey which one is Kenny, it’s the Dirty Q-tip guy.

by Rustycopper February 7, 2023

chocolate q-tip

Stick your finger up your wet, sharty bum, then put that finger in your girl's ear and wiggle it a bit

Wife was NOT happy when I gave her a chocolate q-tip last night.

by zer0t3ch September 11, 2016

Q tip

Formerly an ear dildo, now a very long one is used as a nose dildo. You get sick, and then go to a space repurposed in an emergency setting with lots of other sick people, and then someone dressed for a major surgery takes a giant one three times the length of a regular one, and sticks it way farther up than your nose than your nose can handle. It's called a covid test, and, yes, its actually legal.

I had to go get a covid test on Wednesday, what a waste of Q tips

by pro2a February 13, 2021

Q-tip

Old people. Skinny body topped with fluffy white hair.

I'm stuck behind a car full of q-tips, so I'm running late.

by aerozeppelinn August 11, 2015

chocolate q-tip

When you stick your finger up your wet, sharty asshole, then proceed to stick it in someone's ear.

Reddit users LOVE to give each other chocolate q-tips. Something about the way the shit that runs down their ear really gets them going.

by RedditSucks September 12, 2016