part-time putter

A dude who does men in the ass ("putts from the rough") part-time; a bisexual male.

"Yo, I saw Travis turn down that hamilton the other night, and he been spendin' a lot of time wit' Andy lately. I think he might be a part-time putter."

by M Rockwell December 13, 2008

Putter

A Putter is a substance used to ward off the infamous "land trolls". It is comprised of butter and pepper. To make this substance you would put lots of pepper in some butter and mix it well; then grab a chunk and roll it into a ball. Then freeze it until it is rock hard. Then if a land troll comes along all you have to do is throw it at them and they will flee endlessly.

1. I had an encounter with a land troll, good thing I through some putter at it.

by Bradula August 2, 2006

Puttie

Silly person that only guesses the answer in competition. Never achieves anything worth while.
A real Dutchie.

The answer is always C. - Puttie

by 23456789dfghj October 25, 2008

putternugget

Takes too much time. Is slow.

Beast.

This car is such a putternugget, it won't get me anywhere!

by Kreeston August 2, 2009

putterance

A fart that flies under the radar.

I thought I was going to blow out a big one on the elevator but it was just a putterance.

by gemsoft October 2, 2009

Putter Onner

One who puts their clothes on rather then taking them off.

A sexy person dancing and putting on clothes.

Look at that putter onner shake that thang!!

by lajew May 11, 2010

Putter

Used with the door wedge it can either be used to 'putt' the door wedge into the anus. Alternatively it can be used tomix shit (which you have placed) in the vagina and then can be used a dildo by the girl to not only push the shit further in, but to also pleasure herself.

Ben: So, what you do last night.
Louis: I putter and then door wedged my GF last night.
Ben: that sounds shitty for her...

by M0pMaN38 August 6, 2012