pistachio joe

pistachio joe has a very italian dad. he lives in america with his italian dad and dancing is his passion. his father believes that one day people will pay to see him dance. pistachio joe currently makes a living off of videos of himself dancing in slow motion. most of his videos contain "420" moving around the screen with marijuana leaves all around the sides. pistachio joe appears only in dreams.

pistachio joe's dad: "my son will be PAID to dance!!"
me: "no way!"
pistachio joe: *makes cool 420 video*
me: "SICK"

by frickhorses September 2, 2014

Pistachio

A tasty nut that some people can't eat coz it gives them gas.

"I wish I could eat pistachios but they give me gas :("

by winklestinkle August 14, 2018

Pistachiocution

- Execution by throwing pistachios at them until they die.
- Death by pistachios

Friend: "Dude my sister was Pistachonated!"
Me: "So she was nuted on?"

Friend:"...."
Friend: "I shall organise your Pistachiocution."

by The Pistachiocutioner May 13, 2020

Pistachio

Pulling someone ponytail so they fall backwards

Shut up or imma Pistachio you

by Imnotatoad April 11, 2021

Pistachio Canoli

When a man shits into another mans mouth

The builder gave Rob a pistachio canoli which he hoovered up like a starving dog

by Big_jobbie April 13, 2021

Pistachio Ice cream

if you eat this you're insane.

go get clinical help, a therapist, psychiatrist, talk to a homeless man.

"Yah my favorite flavor is Pistachio Ice cream."

by anonymous May 24, 2021

Pistachio

When you get that penis under that shell

Gimme some pistachio and figgy pudding

by 9898en June 2, 2021