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le pudge pandemique

How to make lightly of that extra 10-15-20 of le poids.
Ursie: I consumed five rather three chocochip cookies every night of the shut-in rather than my usual two — and that was after dessert. But c’est le pudge pandemique! C’est la vie!
Brittini: I grok it totally. I had to move to a 2x at Savage x Fenty—luckily Rocco doesn’t mind a bigger me as long as there’s black lace involved. He says he prefers le pudge pandemique.

“It was just mama and me every night for dinner,” says Panda. “Le pudge pandemique! Crested at 240 pounds.”
Jacko said, “I know, Good One, you’ve raved about her butter chicken, not to mention the naan! I envy your fat rolls. Evelynne and I were scared to step foot in Foodtown, so we ate grape nuts most nights. We’re skeletons.”
by Hifalutin! February 13, 2022
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Pudge

The fudgy creamy poop leftover on a mans dick after brutal anal.
Hey man, are you the guy that made that girl pudge?”
Perhaps
by StankyCooch October 31, 2019
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Pudge pill

Let's stop for pudge pills.
by Docbuddy August 18, 2021
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Pudge

The fat padding on your pubic bone. Fat upper crotch area.
His penis looked so small next to his 10 pound Pudge!!!

Ew I can see her Pudge through her yoga pants!
by CheesePeep July 26, 2017
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pudge-glum

a staple of southern cuisine. pudge-glum is a treat wherein you hold a mouthful of sprite, then stir in as many spoonfuls of flour as you can fit. raw flour is ideal, but unfortunately the leftist CDC wants to take away our raw pudge-glum on the basis of "e coli" and "salmanella"
it wouldn't be an Arkansas Thanksgiving Gathering without your grandma's fresh pineapple ham, and the pudge-glum station in the corner.
by rejapilcrow February 2, 2024
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my pudge

verb.
1. the best boyfriend a girl could ever have.
2. cute'z boot'z.
3. caring, loving, understanding, honest, funny, smart, open.
4. also my best friend.
5. an amazing kisser.
6. best warmest hugger.
7. cooky like me
8. great dirty mind. =
9. likes to play with my tongue ring.
10. owner of my heart.
11. doesn't smell like dead cats.
12. make's me smile when no else can.
13. like's animal skinned sports bra's, jean mini skirts, and, cherry red stiletto's.
14. would do anything to make me happy.
My pudge is better then yours.



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by birdie maiy March 22, 2009
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banana pudge

Literally has no meaning and is just something to say to annoy the shit outta people
“Banana pudge”
“Dude what the fuck are you talking about@
“I’m talking about banana pudge”
by gr3ml1n_psycho December 2, 2023
mugGet the banana pudgemug.

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