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le pudge pandemique

How to make lightly of that extra 10-15-20 of le poids.
Ursie: I consumed five rather three chocochip cookies every night of the shut-in rather than my usual two — and that was after dessert. But c’est le pudge pandemique! C’est la vie!
Brittini: I grok it totally. I had to move to a 2x at Savage x Fenty—luckily Rocco doesn’t mind a bigger me as long as there’s black lace involved. He says he prefers le pudge pandemique.

“It was just mama and me every night for dinner,” says Panda. “Le pudge pandemique! Crested at 240 pounds.”
Jacko said, “I know, Good One, you’ve raved about her butter chicken, not to mention the naan! I envy your fat rolls. Evelynne and I were scared to step foot in Foodtown, so we ate grape nuts most nights. We’re skeletons.”
by Hifalutin! February 13, 2022
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pudge cat

when a women's pelvis has an abnormal amount of fat on it
i was gonna go down on dis bitch till i found out she had a pudge cat
by punemaster7 December 20, 2010
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pudge bone

A bone that looks hard but is soft and flabby to the touch.
Is it hard? No, it's a pudge bone.
by Bocephus1 October 15, 2010
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Pulled a Pudge

1. While in an automobile, to change lanes into another car causing an accident.
2. To leave the scene of an accident before the police get there.
Man, I was driving down Nostrand when I tried to switch lanes and I pulled a Pudge. Luckily, I pulled another Pudge and busted on out of there before the po-po showed up.
by Lobstercake August 9, 2007
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my pudge

verb.
1. the best boyfriend a girl could ever have.
2. cute'z boot'z.
3. caring, loving, understanding, honest, funny, smart, open.
4. also my best friend.
5. an amazing kisser.
6. best warmest hugger.
7. cooky like me
8. great dirty mind. =
9. likes to play with my tongue ring.
10. owner of my heart.
11. doesn't smell like dead cats.
12. make's me smile when no else can.
13. like's animal skinned sports bra's, jean mini skirts, and, cherry red stiletto's.
14. would do anything to make me happy.
My pudge is better then yours.



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by birdie maiy March 22, 2009
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Pudge pocket

A small protruding belly on a female
That girl has a pudge pocket belly
by king kkk August 11, 2014
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Pudge juggers

A reference to pug joggers, often used as black and white soft joggers.
Me and my friend have the exact same pudge juggers.
by Jdeezy22 February 16, 2015
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