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pub cricket

The act of going on a pub crawl with your (male) friends, and actively bumping into women's breasts without getting caught. Each time a player succesfully touches a breast they get one run, if they manage to touch both of them they get a four, and if they successfully manage to bag the nicest pair in the pub, they get a six. Players are out if they are slapped or otherwise rumbled, and can no longer "bat".
"Damn! Wilson's picked up 19 not out!"
"Shit, I went out for a duck."
by Barlos the Jackal November 25, 2003
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Pub quiz question

A (usually) mundane and useless piece of knowledge, or field of expertise, that comes into profound effect as the one question you can answer at a pub/supper quiz.

It has also been known to be used as an excuse for quiz players with poor general knowledge.
Quiz master - 'What is the radius of the centre circle on a standard size soccer pitch?'

Person 1 - '9.15 metres'

Person 2 - 'How on earth did you know that?!?'

Person 1 - 'Oh it's my pub quiz question, don't expect answers to any other questions!'
by Doodle12345 February 17, 2009
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Pub-Muscle

Extra fat reserves in the stomach region due to an unhealthy diet/beer/lack of exercise/all of the above.
"I'm so fat, look at my beer belly"

"No no no, that's just pub-muscle!"
by emxili September 25, 2011
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Pub Dog

A girl who likes a drink and is often found in the pub.
"I knew I recognised her from somewhere, she's my local's pub dog"
by birchyb October 1, 2017
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Pub is closed

Pub is closed.

WTF
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by Big-Hands November 23, 2018
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pub boat

The Concept of a pub that is also a boat in the middle of a road in leeds
Hey Terry you coming pub boat later to watch the footy.
by Pat burglar April 3, 2019
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pub belly

My co-worker was wearing leggings and you could see her pub belly.
by Salted Rim November 4, 2019
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