Alabama Poutine

Fries with cum on them.

Hey Geoff, have you heard of Alabama Poutine?
.-Andrew Panton

by Frederthan March 27, 2024

Alabama poutine

A dish consisting of fresh French fries typically from McDonald’s with a slight drizzle of the consumer’s cum on 25-45% of the total dish.

“You would eat your own fries with cum on it?”
“Only the untouched part. It’s Alabama Poutine!”

by hotty-mcbody April 1, 2024

poutining

Poutining is the act of mixing semen and diarrhea in an individual's asshole, and glazing fries with the concoction. If done with proper form and technique, the semen should curdle (like cheese) and the diarrhea should act as gravy. Popularized in Quebec, Canada, poutining is an activity loved and practiced by all.

Jim: Hey dude, wanna do some poutining later?
Bob: If you shit and cum on my fries again I will beat the shit out of you bro

by your moms dirty ho September 8, 2024

Poutin’ Stoughton

A resting bitch face so bad it looks like you’re standing in the middle of a Dorney Park and you mistake a shit for a fart, it drips down your leg, and birds come to chow down.

What a day. I’ve been everyone the Poutin’ Stoughton since I woke up. Maybe I’ll brush my teeth this month.

by Kstoutzbrah July 27, 2023

Poutine

A gift from the angels around Donnacona, Quebec. Made with delicious gravy atop some "fromage couic couic" and french fries, this truly is the greatest thing ever created since the wheel.

I could go for some poutine.
Wanna go to Poutineville to get some poutine?
I'm craving poutine.

by Patatasmasher December 16, 2024