A popa John

When a steaming hot pizza is forcefully placed in an unsuspecting victim's pants.

Using Pizza with the intention of scorching genitals.

Josh pissed me off so i took my pizza and poppa john'ed him

by Nick April 12, 2006

Poltard

A person who is incompetent in politics

Damn Megan spoke like a poltard in that debate.

by Political Manifesto March 11, 2019

pootananny

female genitalia, the vaginal area

They were making a hootananny about her pootananny

by Sara October 31, 2004

pootato

when you test drive a car, preferably an expensive one, but you drive away, stop off after awhile, take a shit in the glove box. and then return it and run off.

dude, last weekend i pootatoed one car at almost every car dealer!!

by FerociousRyan March 27, 2011

poptarkies

The cross between Poptarts and cookies. Usually, it is a cookie with poptart filling inside.

Slutmuffin loves to eat Unique poptarkies everyday.

by Pat G! April 24, 2008

poptart slut

Someone who eats many poptarts or has sexual acts with poptarts.

They are such poptart sluts. Did you see what they were doing yesterday?

by Amy baby April 4, 2016

chocolate poptart

When your newborn child unexpectedly pops out black... and you're white.

Steve Nash filed for divorce when his wife had a chocolate poptart.

by lolo_master June 7, 2011