poon

Poon is when someone is riding a bicycle naked, and you push them off & sniff the seat.

Oh fuck man, i have such a big craving for some poon right about now.

by adam niccoli February 11, 2005

Poon

verb. (i) The act of spending time with one's girlfriend/female partner instead of choosing to do so with male friends.

(ii) The act of sexual intercourse.

Can be used in many forms.

Guy 1: "Coming out later for a few beers?"
Guy 2: "Nah sorry, I'm pooning"

Guy 1: "Are you pooning later?"
Guy 2: "Ye we're going for dinner"
Guy 1: "Bender!"

Guy 1: "Where'd you end up last night?"
Guy 2: "Went back to mine with that bird I was with"
Guy 1: "Did you poon?"
Guy 2: "Nah, got head though"
Guy 1: "Lad!"

by eoinsy August 21, 2009

poon

Poon is the new nickname for an idiot. but it is used amongst friends. it is not used to emotionally scar dorks.

Don't be a poon all your life man Shameek!!

by Freshlook Blue October 10, 2006

poon

1. A person the sniffs a girls bycycle seat.

2. A Vietnamese Prostitute

gee shes/hes such a poon

by adaman02 June 4, 2003

Poon

1)A type of baseball bat used for maximum distance in slow-pitch softball, made of metal or wood.

2)Also a slang term for a 3-wood in golf.

3)Also also a vagina.

1) "Damm, that dyke hit the ball 100 miles with that iron poon of hers."

2) "Holy shnikeys, Tiger Woods just got a hole in one with his poon."

3) Health Teacher- "Girls have vaginas."
6th graders- "EWWWWWWWWWW"

by John Eatman April 25, 2006

poon

The sick creation made by genetically combining a raccoon and a poodle.

That poon fuckin' BIT ME! It's foaming.. Shit it's turning green - that means its angry.....

by The squeemish taco chucker February 3, 2008

poon

slang for a person of punjabi decent.

Look at the size of that poon's turban!

by Adrian R. August 8, 2005