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pooping bus

A public bus (usually an intercity route) that has no bathroom and that goes for a significant amount of time (say an hour or longer, sometimes several hours) without making any stops to allow passengers to use the restroom.

These buses are called pooping buses because not everyone can hold it in for the long ride, leading some passengers to go in their pants.
When riding on a pooping bus, wearing a diaper is recommended.
by Bed time June 27, 2010
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im peeing farting and pooping while crying rn

Guy: sees cursed video

*comments im peeing farting and pooping while crying rn

*gets fame
by DooDooFart-69-IamCryingRN April 28, 2020
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pooping in the periwinkle

When a man or woman of unexceptional beauty and grace sleeps with someone far above themselves in physical attractiveness or social standing.
Can you believe our friend--a total slob and blunderbuss, by the way--slept with that extremely intelligent supermodel? He was totally pooping in the periwinkle if you know what I mean.
by casey lazerz August 15, 2007
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poofing

The act of disappearing or becomeing invisible.
Chick 1: Wow i cant see him anymore
Chick 2: Dont worry about him, his poofing
by Poofing:) September 12, 2009
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Phone Poling

To speak on a phone, text message, or converse in some electronic manner while relieving one's bowels.
Hey Christ, this is me phone poling, THIS IS ME PHONE POLING!!!
by Jose99 February 1, 2007
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Girls pooping

Technically girls can’t poop because of there hormones so they have periods instead
girls pooping Girls don’t poop & if they do they’re transgender
by Bigdickrex06 September 13, 2019
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pooning

Basically, an act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/thong (cotton gusset recommended). Then, remove pants/thong and either dry naturally or accellerate the process with a hair drier. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried minge goo from the pants/thong with a razor blade. Use razor blade to finulate. Roll up a bank note, and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for an intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a supplement for viagra.
Where's james, and what's that noise?

That's his hair drier - he's pooning.
by The Poon King March 11, 2008
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