poke n stare

When a man makes constant awkward eye contact while jamming his fingers into a woman's vagina. The "poke n stare" decreases the already minute chance of a woman achieving orgasm via fingering by almost 85%.

Girl 1: Ugh, Josh gave me the poke n stare last night. I had to fake it to get him to stop.
Girl 2: Ouch.

by Lush August 2, 2008

pocket freshmen

new kids in the freshman class that are so small they could fit in your back pocket.

did you see those frosh over there, they're total pocket freshmen.

by MOK69 November 27, 2011

Pocket muffin

A muffin that you keep in your pocket for emergency calories. Essential for garnering sweet gainz after a workout when you are in a place with no food, or food that doesn't fit your macros.

Deshawn keeps a pocket muffin in all of his jackets, which is why he possesses great swole.

by Swoledonym April 20, 2014

Pocket-sanding

The act of pulling collected sand/dust from your pocket and unleashing it on your foes eyes in combat.

“The motherfucker won by pocket-sanding my eyes and kicked my ass while I was blinded”

by Crackheadlover69 June 6, 2018

poke pass

A pass given to a husband from their wife, usually for their birthday or Valentine's day, that allows them to request sexual favors regardless of the wife's mood.

Tom: "Hey Bill! How are you and the wife getting along lately?"
Bill: "Not so good. I had to cash in my poke pass last night..."
Tom: "Dang man, I used mine last week after a huge fight."

by Baker Lucas April 18, 2022

PORK POCKET

very large female crotch

Jane is hoping her pork pocket gets action this weekend

by SHELLY BARNES May 12, 2007

center pocket

a pocket located in the front of your jeans and usually lower than the side pockets. Also, it usually requires some digging and can only be accessed by a female.

Female: "hey where did you put my keys?"
Male: "In my center pocket. your welcome to go find them if you want."

by Tycho111 February 21, 2010