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Poodab

Quite literally a dab of human fecal matter. When a gullible pot head is offered a poodab, they simply agree to taking said poodab without questioning it's origin. A poodab is usually scraped fresh from the dry area of a toilet bowl (one should "gator tail" the turd to avoid moisture getting on the poo) with a flathead screwdriver. It is typically administered on an oil rig of mediocre quality. Some individuals may even be persuaded into eating the remaining poo that didn't burn, as it would have "decarbed" at this point and become edible. Eating Chipotle the night before harvesting a poodab produces the best results.
Guy A: "Dude I can't believe he actually smoked my shit..."
Guy B: "Yeah man that was unreal... Should we refer to it as a poodab or a dingle dab?"
by Skimp Lord July 19, 2019
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pooda

NOUN - The God of Poodaism, he is inside the tip of every poo and watches over the Shitizens.
"Your champ billy, that was a 12 inch poo!" "Thanks dad! i hope Pooda's proud of me."
by pooterpiejustin May 13, 2009
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poohsay

Aye girl lemme tear up dat poohsay
by Savage Simon July 17, 2015
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poodanggar

term of affection for person / animal with lovable traits despite certain bowel habits
Oh your cat is such a poodanggar
by Anonymous November 5, 2003
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Poohfail

Poohfail: Is a derogative term used instead of "F**k It" or when something is bad!
The word orginates in a small town in Cambridgeshire England, after an instead in the local supermarket. It is said that whilst working, two shop assistants keep dropping products and makeing accidentally causeing one to say "pooh" and another to say "we fail at work today mate". One of the workers then when on to say, "we poohfail at work today"
The word is most commonly used when something fails or goes wrong.
Example for the word would be after something has failed or gone wrong I.E: Man drops box, "Ah that was a poohfail"
"I've poohfailed at my course work"
"My life if such a poohfail"
by Lucaldo April 13, 2010
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poohnanni

Have you shaved your poohnanni?!
by Monica February 15, 2005
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poohead

1.) A term used by gods to humiliate one, or make one feel inferior to you.
2.) A word at random, just to fill in a blank space in a sentance or to shut some1 up.
Roy is a poohead when he disobeys god!
*mumble mumble* POOHEAD! *mumble*
by Java February 15, 2003
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