Isocrates: "Yo, Plato be kissing Aristotle again and spit be coming out his mouth."
Artemius: "Yeah, he love those platonic kisses."
Artemius: "Yeah, he love those platonic kisses."
by My pseudonym that appears onli July 31, 2016
Emotionally cheating on someone that you are not in a romantic relationship with by talking to someone else instead of them. But can also be done towards someone that you have some sort of relationship with.
- The talking isn't necessarily meaningful or deep it can also be any form of small-talk.
- The person you are "cheating" on can vary from a classmate to a family member, the "cheating" can be done with any person varying from someone you just met to someone you have known for years.
- The talking isn't necessarily meaningful or deep it can also be any form of small-talk.
- The person you are "cheating" on can vary from a classmate to a family member, the "cheating" can be done with any person varying from someone you just met to someone you have known for years.
1)
Natalie: Jacob Platoniclly Cheated on me with Alex last night.
Liz: What a Platonic Cheater!
2)
Sasha: I can't believe you talked to that old man at the coffee shop when I asked you what you did last night!
Eren: I don't count that as Platonic Cheating he just asked me what time is it.
Natalie: Jacob Platoniclly Cheated on me with Alex last night.
Liz: What a Platonic Cheater!
2)
Sasha: I can't believe you talked to that old man at the coffee shop when I asked you what you did last night!
Eren: I don't count that as Platonic Cheating he just asked me what time is it.
by Ori & Zohar April 07, 2022
J.D. : "If you hadn't said platonic sex I would have thought that they were platonic friends and that's it."
by HardShellBurrito May 17, 2021
An act of fellatio given as a non-sexual reward for accomplishing a difficult task. The reason for fellatio rather than a material reward stems from the absolute truth that fellatio is awesome. It is generally reserved for monumental feats of accomplishment - ex. landing a major client account in record time, where the potential client was leaning away from ones firm.
This blowjob is non-sexual. No attraction need (or should) exist between the giver and receiver. Receipt or gift of a PBJ is not considered homosexual if given between males, but ONLY if the PBJ is given for a legitimately monumental achievement.
This blowjob is non-sexual. No attraction need (or should) exist between the giver and receiver. Receipt or gift of a PBJ is not considered homosexual if given between males, but ONLY if the PBJ is given for a legitimately monumental achievement.
Jerry: I landed the VCorp account overnight - and they were even thinking of going with the other guys!
Rob: Jerry, that's amazing. We've had sales team after sales team tell us that account was impossible! And I just assigned it to you three days ago! Tell you what, meet me in my office. You've earned a Platonic Blowjob!
Alice: Tim, I can't believe you were able to complete the entire backup automation in two hours. It even tags changes and encrypts everything! Tomorrow morning, I'll see you in your cube for a PBJ.
Rob: Jerry, that's amazing. We've had sales team after sales team tell us that account was impossible! And I just assigned it to you three days ago! Tell you what, meet me in my office. You've earned a Platonic Blowjob!
Alice: Tim, I can't believe you were able to complete the entire backup automation in two hours. It even tags changes and encrypts everything! Tomorrow morning, I'll see you in your cube for a PBJ.
by ffoodd October 13, 2009
After their date, the yoga instructor told Sandy that he felt they had good platonic energy, but that he did not feel a romantic connection.
by Lotusflower February 15, 2007
Sexual relations between a man and a woman in which there are no emotions, but instead a feeling of friendship. Men typically enjoy this form of sexual intercourse, where as women typically dislike it. This phrase is a contradiction to itself.
by Icecreamreaper August 13, 2011
platonic humping is simply the act of dancing or moving in a sexual way that resembles the act of sex, without any feelings of sexual enticement.
My Aunt and her brother, my Uncle, made the entire room a bit uncomfortable when they began gyrating in the dance room. I had to explain to many outside the family that their dance required such platonic humping for effect.
by GsGood March 15, 2013