platonic kiss

A sloppy tongue kiss that Plato used to give Aristotle.
Isocrates: "Yo, Plato be kissing Aristotle again and spit be coming out his mouth."
Artemius: "Yeah, he love those platonic kisses."
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Platonic Cheating

Emotionally cheating on someone that you are not in a romantic relationship with by talking to someone else instead of them. But can also be done towards someone that you have some sort of relationship with.

- The talking isn't necessarily meaningful or deep it can also be any form of small-talk.
- The person you are "cheating" on can vary from a classmate to a family member, the "cheating" can be done with any person varying from someone you just met to someone you have known for years.
1)
Natalie: Jacob Platoniclly Cheated on me with Alex last night.
Liz: What a Platonic Cheater!

2)
Sasha: I can't believe you talked to that old man at the coffee shop when I asked you what you did last night!
Eren: I don't count that as Platonic Cheating he just asked me what time is it.
by Ori & Zohar April 07, 2022
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Platonic Sex

The act of having sexual intercourse over time with someone that is also just a friend.
J.D. : "If you hadn't said platonic sex I would have thought that they were platonic friends and that's it."
by HardShellBurrito May 17, 2021
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Platonic Blowjob

An act of fellatio given as a non-sexual reward for accomplishing a difficult task. The reason for fellatio rather than a material reward stems from the absolute truth that fellatio is awesome. It is generally reserved for monumental feats of accomplishment - ex. landing a major client account in record time, where the potential client was leaning away from ones firm.

This blowjob is non-sexual. No attraction need (or should) exist between the giver and receiver. Receipt or gift of a PBJ is not considered homosexual if given between males, but ONLY if the PBJ is given for a legitimately monumental achievement.
Jerry: I landed the VCorp account overnight - and they were even thinking of going with the other guys!
Rob: Jerry, that's amazing. We've had sales team after sales team tell us that account was impossible! And I just assigned it to you three days ago! Tell you what, meet me in my office. You've earned a Platonic Blowjob!

Alice: Tim, I can't believe you were able to complete the entire backup automation in two hours. It even tags changes and encrypts everything! Tomorrow morning, I'll see you in your cube for a PBJ.
by ffoodd October 13, 2009
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platonic energy

Used to describe a lack of romantic chemistry. Term most often used by new age or granola types.
After their date, the yoga instructor told Sandy that he felt they had good platonic energy, but that he did not feel a romantic connection.
by Lotusflower February 15, 2007
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Platonic sex

Sexual relations between a man and a woman in which there are no emotions, but instead a feeling of friendship. Men typically enjoy this form of sexual intercourse, where as women typically dislike it. This phrase is a contradiction to itself.
"Bro, I just had sex with Megan!"

"Was it platonic sex?"
by Icecreamreaper August 13, 2011
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platonic humping

platonic humping is simply the act of dancing or moving in a sexual way that resembles the act of sex, without any feelings of sexual enticement.
My Aunt and her brother, my Uncle, made the entire room a bit uncomfortable when they began gyrating in the dance room. I had to explain to many outside the family that their dance required such platonic humping for effect.
by GsGood March 15, 2013
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