pimpledick

A guy who has so many pimples on his face that it takes the shape of a protrusion of a penis. Please see New England Journal of Medicine.

Patient: "Doctor, what the fuck is wrong with my face?!"
Doctor: "Well you little shitwad, it looks like you have a case of pimpledick."
Patient: "Ohhh, shit..."

by Sheck E. Sheck February 1, 2008

pimpcess

Half pimp, half princess. Gets all the guys, but keeps them in line.

Whoa, Anna Lisa has three guys with the same name? and she calls them "friends" total pimpcess.

by ABU1234567890 April 11, 2010

Pimplestiltskin

A pimplestiltskin (derived from Rumplestiltskin) is a person who is infact incredibly cringe-making due to the extensive number or zits and other blemishes on his/her face.

Eww that boy Fawaz is a Pimplestiltskin! >.<

by ShabahatXD August 31, 2010

pimplet

a baby pimp.usually thuggin.

Courtney and Justin's kids are going to be pimplets.

by dhsakig December 19, 2007

nigger pimple

When you vacuum an asshole so hard it then becomes a swollen inside out mess.

Oh my god, Hailey Joel Osment turned his asshole inside out with a vacuum last night; now he has a nigger pimple!

by dirtybitannefrank February 5, 2014

pimplestick

a finger used to pot zits on your face.
a certain std(you know the kind of thing you ask your friends to check out).
a camping noob that you finally kill with a headshot.

Hell yeah finally got that camping pimplestick!
Rick come here does it look like I have pimplestick?
My pimplestick is sore from all of the zits I'm poppin.

by Samej Esehcarm May 29, 2011

pimpiest

pimpiest (pimp-eee-ist): 1. noun. A very proud & accomplished pimp like or pimpy person. 2. adj. Of or having more pimpiness than others. Often used when boastfully bragging aloud about one's self in a playful & conceited manor; being the pimpiest.

Look what I can do...I'm the pimpiest!

by Mrs.PMP June 27, 2009