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A Penis Beaker is a post-coital cleaning receptacle for men, must not be confused with a glass for drinking water
A Penis Beaker is a post-coital cleaning receptacle for men, must not be confused with a glass for drinking water
We have a dedicated post-sex cleanup area on the bedside table. A box of tissues, a small bin, and a penis beaker of clean water for temporary cleaning/dunking while the bathroom is occupied by me
by AIBU YABU October 9, 2013
Get the Penis Beaker mug.Name commonly given to the prettiest, sweetest and smartest of Persian females. Parisa literally means "little angel" but in our 21st century lingo, the name translates better to "more flawless than any angel". Seriously, angels get jealous of the beauty Parisas radiate. Parisa's tend to be perfect and emit unquantifiable amounts of badassery. Their brains are really super-sized, they are fashionably socialized and tend to be naturally deodorized. Everybody wants to be a Parisa's BFF.
"Did you, like, hear all the smack that angel was talking about Parisa? I know, like, obviously soooooo jealous."
"Did you see that chick's crazymad skillz? She was totally pulling a Parisa."
"It is impossible to be better than a Parisa" - Chinese Proverb
"Did you see that chick's crazymad skillz? She was totally pulling a Parisa."
"It is impossible to be better than a Parisa" - Chinese Proverb
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Regular CPR skills transferred to revive an erectile dysfunction. In the event the situation would occur, the woman gives 2 deepthroats and 30 strokes. If this doesnt work you should probably consult a doctor and get a viagra subscription.
Just when I was about to get down with this hottie, I got a floppy disc! Thankfully she was able to perform penis CPR.
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Usually less weed than the filter, preferably 14% THC.”
Usually less weed than the filter, preferably 14% THC.”
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