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Penis Beaker

Mumsnet (2013)

A Penis Beaker is a post-coital cleaning receptacle for men, must not be confused with a glass for drinking water
We have a dedicated post-sex cleanup area on the bedside table. A box of tissues, a small bin, and a penis beaker of clean water for temporary cleaning/dunking while the bathroom is occupied by me
by AIBU YABU October 9, 2013
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Parisa

Name commonly given to the prettiest, sweetest and smartest of Persian females. Parisa literally means "little angel" but in our 21st century lingo, the name translates better to "more flawless than any angel". Seriously, angels get jealous of the beauty Parisas radiate. Parisa's tend to be perfect and emit unquantifiable amounts of badassery. Their brains are really super-sized, they are fashionably socialized and tend to be naturally deodorized. Everybody wants to be a Parisa's BFF.
"Did you, like, hear all the smack that angel was talking about Parisa? I know, like, obviously soooooo jealous."

"Did you see that chick's crazymad skillz? She was totally pulling a Parisa."

"It is impossible to be better than a Parisa" - Chinese Proverb
by fatima_setineh February 3, 2010
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penis cpr

Regular CPR skills transferred to revive an erectile dysfunction. In the event the situation would occur, the woman gives 2 deepthroats and 30 strokes. If this doesnt work you should probably consult a doctor and get a viagra subscription.
Just when I was about to get down with this hottie, I got a floppy disc! Thankfully she was able to perform penis CPR.
by bmajestic June 24, 2014
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Penis On The Point

1. When playing a game. When the enemy team has a lot of activity on their payload/control point.
Matt: Bro they got Penis On The Point.
by Megaspacewaffles April 1, 2020
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Dill Penis

A small green flacid penis on an unfortunate wretch.
"Im tellin' ya girlfriend, Charles had a dill penis for sho'!"
by Bonefied_and_Fried August 20, 2012
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sharpie penis

The image of a penis that is illustrated on face with a Sharpie pen while the person is passed out from intoxication.
Frank passed out from too much alcohol so we drew a Sharpie penis on his forehead.
by Karina73 November 23, 2013
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Chinese Penis (Weed)

"When you've taken a long break and you finally make a small joint with dank ass weed.
Usually less weed than the filter, preferably 14% THC.”
"My friends smoked tons of weed with only around 2 - 4% THC. Where as I smoked a Chinese Penis (Weed) after my long ass break. I got turnt."
by NigletBlackman May 29, 2016
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