a book found in the game West of Loathing, described as "the ancient art of fixing things by hitting them really hard".
person 1: -speaking jibberish-
person 2: -bitch slaps person 1-
person 1: dude what the hell was that for?
person 2: I used percussive maintenance on you, chill
person 2: -bitch slaps person 1-
person 1: dude what the hell was that for?
person 2: I used percussive maintenance on you, chill
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When asked how he would convince Mexico to wall off the border, he replied "syrupy persuasion" with a sumptuous smile.
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Tim: yeah lemme ask for my mom's permission!
Bob: we all know you don't care
Tim: yeah lemme ask for my mom's permission!
Bob: we all know you don't care
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Chong Ling: "Well if you were smart like me, and got all A's in you classes, then big words would come naturaly to you. Dumb Shit!"
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Chong Ling: "Oh, here come hell go!" (with an Asain accent)
Chong Ling: "Well if you were smart like me, and got all A's in you classes, then big words would come naturaly to you. Dumb Shit!"
John Smith: "Did You just Asain Persuasion me?"
Chong Ling: "Oh, here come hell go!" (with an Asain accent)
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Pep talks, study tips, showers of praise, and no condemnation for failures are some common weapons of math persuasion successful teachers use to help students achieve a decent level of mathematical proficiency.
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Eric: no, i hung out with her a couple weeks ago, but she has been of my slaydar for a little while.
Eric: no, i hung out with her a couple weeks ago, but she has been of my slaydar for a little while.
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Damn, she's that chocolate persuasion over there with all those guys hanging by her. She doesn't even care.
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