The incredible unstoppable force of birds that have assembled all birds, cats, and fish to help to take over the world
Repent! Repent! The penguins will enslave us all! We must su- AHHHHGGGG!!
Penguin blows off his face with a shotgun, then proceeds to order the attack and destroy New York (The state, not the city)
Penguin blows off his face with a shotgun, then proceeds to order the attack and destroy New York (The state, not the city)
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see, its best used when someone says something weird, unnecessary, or just awkward. more awkward then an awkward turtle.. its the awkward penguin.
you need to reference the awkwardness first. so you say ahh, awkward penguin <(")
you need to reference the awkwardness first. so you say ahh, awkward penguin <(")
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Paul thought Becky wanted to use the blindfold and loud music to add ambiance to their weekly pegging ritual. He was unaware that Black Rodney was hiding in the closet waiting for Becky's signal. Paul was unaware he was about to experience his first Switch Pegging.
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“Dude, I had to do the Mexican penguin all over the house with the backs of my legs dripping yesterday's lunch just to find something to wipe with!”
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