Creepin' Peepee

When a man sags his pants so much to the point that his underwear begins to sag as well, exposing his genitalia, but only to the point where a little bit is exposed.

*Two friends strolling through their hood*

*Friend 1 looks happens to catch a glimpse of Friend 2's pant-sagging*

Friend 2: "Ay man... you creepin' peepee."

Friend 1 *looking down*: "Oh shit. Good looks jit."

by WowDudeSweetBackflip January 16, 2021

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Every peepee has a peepee hole

A simple phrase used to signify the basic philosophy of life and all existence. One must put things in the most simple terms to comprehend the complexities of our reality.

Also a song written and recorded by the band Betty Sex Machine in the year 1999.

dude #1 " I am trying to figure out the meaning of myself. 'A man who as a physical being is always turned toward the outside, thinking that his happiness lies outside him, finally turns inward and discovers that the source is within him.' I am quoting Soren Kierkegaard, trying to grasp my true self"

dude #2 "yeah well every peepee has a peepee hole"

dude #1 "whoa..."

by missanthropee October 03, 2010

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peepee hug

A hug that includes full body contact in contrast to the teepee hug which is upper body contact only.

I was surprised that she gave me a peepee hug as my wife was standing within striking distance.

by dikfer August 12, 2008

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peepee burger

Peepee burgers come from the depths of cold hard space. They are originally formed in the rings of Saturn, where they develop a longing for caca burgers. They will often travel for light years around the universe searching for a suitable one, not knowing caca burgers may only exist on Earth, specifically in Pennsylvania, USA. Peepee burgers are formed when space dust accumulates enough frozen urine around it, that it forms an ice-dust mass, similar to a meteorite. This ice-dust mass forms its own force of gravity from traveling around empty space. This gravity pulls in dust that is traveling around as well, essentially forming the buns on the side of the peepee burger. Upon completion, the peepee burger turns around, and sets course for Earth, usually landing on the tin roof of the hillbillies dwelling in pennsylvania. there they form a close bond with caca burgers, and often marry and have kids.

"Did you see that huge peepee burger streaking across the sky?"
"That is one smelly peepee burger"
"That guy looks like a peepee burger"

by Jack Bundy July 13, 2009

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