Silent porridge

The awkward silence the morning after a blazing row with your partner.

Joe: "you look down in the dumps today"
John: "yeah, me and the missus had silent porridge this morning"

by TransitTrain February 20, 2017

get some porridge

The act of hooking up with a chick and becoming intimate with her private lady parts. An obviously naughty reference to Goldilocks and the three bears where it was presumed that Papa Bear had the hottest bowl of porridge in the household. A calm, respectable reference to hooking up with a chick without saying any dirty words.

Steve: Wow! That chick in the blue is into you.
Chris: I know. She's buying some shots of Jagermeister. After that we're goanna go back to her place and I'm going to get some porridge.

by krackerjack53 March 6, 2010

like baby bear's porridge

When something is so tasty and scrumptious it is best described in these words...

Lad A: well, those Nutella and bacon pancakes are so good man..
Lad B: indeed bro, like baby bear's porridge..

by roadfighter June 24, 2016

Hot porridge

While having sexual intercourse with a girl from behind, light up a cigarette pre-coitus. Then, before you blow your load, stick the lit end of the cigarette into her back and hold her there will it burns her skin. Finally, let it flow on top of the heat, hence earning its name due to the illusion of steaming hot porridge.

"I knew he had little respect for women, but the fact that he gave her hot porridge is simply detestable."

by Jeff Greenberg October 6, 2003

Valentine's Day Porridge

Semen, ejaculate, jizzum, spooge, spunk, ceiling spackle, cum.

Come over here and get your Valentine's Day porridge, dear.

by Ezekial Dantes July 6, 2010

homebrew cartridge

A cartridge containing flash memory that enables unsigned code or ROMs to be run on a game console. Hard to find because the ESA thinks it encourages piracy.

When my GBA has a homebrew cartridge, it can play 90 minutes of stereo music per 32MB ROM, play 5 minutes of video in 16MB, and store 100 photos in 4MB, as well as play 8-bit NES games.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 12, 2008

Cartridge Bomb

The making of a small explosive with shrapnel, made by taking a small, depleted CO2 cartridge, widening the neck opening with a nail and filling it with black powder while tapping it LIGHTLY. A green fuse is then placed into the neck. If constructed correctly, it can have an explosion the size of an M80 or bigger, with shrapnel.

You man, we couldn't find any M80s for old lady Pfifers mailbox, so we made some cartridge bombs!

by Trust February 23, 2005