Print a paper

The excuse to bring someone into your dorm room to have sex. This works especially well as a cover story if you actually have a printer. Can also be used as a euphemism for having sex on campus

Ted and Grace won't be here for a bit. They went to Ted's dorm room to print a paper

by DimeRattlehead August 29, 2017

Paw print

A commonly used term for talking about pads on animals, such as cats.

for people that LIKE jokes:
January: look at those peets on the catto!
Ashley: what? excuse me? is that proper English?
January: beans!!!!

for people that DON'T like jokes:
the cat leaves a long line of paw print in the snow as it slowly walks in a synced motion on the cold winter morning.

by Feralinx June 12, 2019

Banana print

The shape of a penis on a guys leg when they wear legging or skinny jeans

Look at that dudes banana print!

by Dickcheese 2 February 9, 2021

Ball Print

When you're too tired or drunk to make it to the bathroom and you piss in the sink. When you're done, your balls have left a print on the counter, sink edge or another surface ... showing the tell-tale sign of you using the sink as a urinal.

Stan must have been drunk off his ass last night. When I went into the bathroom, there were his ball prints all over the sink. Dude must have had a lot to drink. The sink smelled real nasty, too.

by Guy4Guy July 6, 2017

bitch print

The red mark a woman leaves on her underwear while on her period, indicating that she is, in all likelihood, being a bitch. Can also apply to any other surface that becomes so marked. Such as chairs, couches, bed sheets, car seats, or a man's lap.

I could tell it was going to be a rough day when I found my girlfriend's underwear on the floor with a bitch print in them.

by whata_clevername November 13, 2011

star print

A cats butthole

Chip get your dirty star print out of my face

by Dirtyallycat September 8, 2019

print pimp

In the printing trade:

1) a salesperson who can sell anything that needs to be sold.

2) someone in a printing sales office who knows the ins and outs of producing an unusual printing piece

3) a master of diversified print solutions

1) The stack was cut crooked, but our print pimp showed his customer that it was more noticeable that way. They ordered more just like it!

2) Our print pimp knew how to print those four color file folders.

3) You don't know how to get it printed? You need a print pimp.

by davarinofuntucson August 22, 2010