pintobean

The state you are in when its 3 am and you're staring at the computer. Nothing around you makes sense but makes perfect sense.

Jane: Hello titiface!
Lynn: WHAT?! STOP EATING MY MOOSE!
Jane: box?
Lynn and Jane: oh grandma I miss you :(

by Ruby September 2, 2004

PINTO

Pinto means cock in Brazil (not "small cock", like some entries here say). "Pintinho" would be small cock. There.

Nao se esqueca de sacudir o pinto antes de coloca-lo de volta dentro da calca. ("Don't forget to shake your cock before you put it back in your pants." (after you take a leak, that is)

by Brazilian Dude February 28, 2009

george two pints

Someone who goes out drinking, Claiming to be a heavy drinker.
inevitably ends up drinking 2 pints and becoming 'the life and soul of the party'.

James: ''hey, I was in the pub the other night with Lei.''
Ed: 'Ah yeh, what happened?''
James: 'Well he challenged me to drinking the most'
Ed: 'Who won?'
James: 'Well me..I only had 3 pints.'
Ed: 'Ah right'
James: ' Yes. Indeed a George Two Pints'.
Ed: 'Faggot'
James: 'Yes'
Ed: 'Consider him no longer man or friend'
James: 'Deal'
Ed: 'Deal'

AND THEN...

Noel Edmonds: 'Deal Or No Deal.'

by Ed Moody + James Hale December 6, 2006

Pinto da Costa

Jorge Nuno Pinto da Costa is a mythic mob leader from Porto(Portuguese city) well known by is work has president of the city club(F.C.Porto) for 31 years(still counting), because of him the club achieved 4 major European titles and 20 league titles , one of his major leadership technique was , and probably is, bribing referees with prostitutes using the code name "fruit"

Pinto da Costa won the elections !! Again...

by Badjoras December 2, 2013

Pinto

A type of horse. Also a type of bean they serve at chipotle and other mexican restaurants.
A pinto horse has a coat color that consists of large patches of white and any other color.

~Also last name of a penny pincher family that was on extreme cheapskates tv show on TLC...

What type of beans would you like? Black or pinto? Pinto beans please.

by honeydrop May 6, 2019

Gallo pinto

A famous Nicaraguan dish, basically its rice and beans. Perfect for dinner.

A- have you been to a fritangueria in Nicaragua?
B- never had a chance
A- whatever the dish you order, it always has gallo pinto in it, I LOVE it! you gotta go someday

by aeldc June 2, 2011

chupa pinto

Chupa seu pinto
Suck my dick
Can be used as suck dick- chupa pinto

Solado chupa pinto

by Mrsolaedoa February 17, 2017