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Photodiode

An abusive term used by those who have studied Physics.
Best used after YOUR FACE to produce an ultimate insult.
Person 1: What time is it?
Person 2: Your face
Person 1: Your face sucks photodiode of teh photoconductive variety, Photodiode! Photodiode!
Person 1: (Spontaniously combusts)
Person 2: Q.E.D!

Person 1: Your mamma
Person 2: Your face
Person 1: Your mammas face
Person 2: Your mammas face is a photodiode
Person 1: Photodiode??? WTF???
Person 2: Haa! Q.E.D! Screw you Photodiode

Person 1: Who are you?
Person 2: Screw you
Person 1: Suck my ROFLcopter photodouche
Person 2: Away and suck photodiode or teh 1337 black ice shall chib you with it's photoemmisions of an unknown variety plasmatron gun
by soisoisoi9 May 10, 2008
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Photoddlerphy

An interest in photography, solely for the purpose of taking pictures of recent offspring -- a hobby typically abandoned once the child has entered its awkward stage.
Sophia: Nice camera.

Chris: Thanks, I dropped five large on it. It’s like 800 megapixels or some shit.

Sophia: Wow, you know how to work that thing?

Chris: Naw, prolly just take baby shots.

Sophia: Yeah, photoddlerphy is not cheap.
by DTrubble September 16, 2009
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Related Words
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Phoomp

n. A large, unshaved bush (pubic hair).
Comes from the sound the phoomp makes as it's released from under tight underwear - Phoomp!
"I was preparing to go down on this sweet honey, when all of a sudden her phoomp exploded in my face!"

"I bet that hippie chick has a giant phoomp!"
by anemul February 8, 2007
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phooey

Fuck!
Said when you don't feel like cursing.
Used when you're upset, angry, or something didn't go your way, but not as serious as when you'd say "fuck!"

Also used in clean versions of movies sometimes in place of "fuck"
After carelessly banging your elbow against a door
Phooey!
by danceclown November 11, 2004
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phoony

An anything insult, can be used in any sitiuation.
John: "Your a loser!"
You: "Least I'm not a phoony"

or

You: "That teacher was such a stupid foony"
Kale: "Ya"
You: ...
Kale: "Emergency Dance Party!" *starts to beat box*
You: 5,4,3,2,1, *starts to dance wildly*
Bryce: 'Can I join?"
You "NO, PHOONY's ALLOWED HERE"
by Jason Knight June 7, 2005
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Phoop

When you go to fart,and instead poop.Also see shart.
Dude,what's that smell;did you just phoop?!
by Mrs.Scalf April 14, 2009
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phoosy

A bad smelling girl or guy - aka one who doesnt use perfumes, cologne, aftershave, or deodorants to cover up thier body smell.
She smelled like rotten eggs, what a Phoosy!
by BillyG January 17, 2004
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