German pastry

To intentionally leave a large dump in the shared bed of a loved one, for anger, revenge or humor purposes.

Bob left a big German pastry for Alice, in retaliation for her Dutch oven.

by Rutiger Williams January 17, 2009

Tuna Pastry

when a female has white flaky crust on her fancy piece.

I was getting ready to get it on with this chic and then she pulled off her pants..... i stopped cuz she had a tuna pastry going on down below.

by Fixit June 29, 2006

Prison Pastry

Similar to a cream pie where a male ejaculates in a female's vagina, it's when a (typically larger) prison inmate rails his prison bitch in the ass and reproduces this "cream pie".

Bubba : come here pretty boy I hope you're hungry

Timmy : please no! I don't want another prison pastry!

by Johnnybertone May 8, 2014

Rebellious Pastry

A magical animator who brings joy in every one of their videos. They're an animation who isn't very popular but has 100-500 subs. Kind, amazing and overall just a lovely person.

Person 1: "Hey, you seen the new Rebellious Pastry video?

Person 2: "Crap!" " I missed it, I'll watch it now."

by ASFZH December 9, 2021

Frost the pastry

To lick the outer lips of the vagina without the tongue actually penetrating.

The webcam site doesn't allow penetration in free chat, so the most Candie Cane could do to Paradise was frost the pastry.

by bCamden January 1, 2012

Flying Pastry

To cum on a female midget's face and then throw her across the room.

I was in a weird mood so I gave her the Flying Pastry!!

by skcks November 10, 2010

anal pastry

The end result of pulling out and squirting semen on your partner's ass crack making an anal pastry.

Michael pulled out of Price's ass and gave him an anal pastry.

by Champion Fit June 26, 2008