1: Round pink objects, could posess magical qualities that overpower mortals
2: People who are fuzzy and strange.
3: nipples
To fully understand nubs one needs to watch the scene in Paul Blart: Mall Cop when he's drunk at the bar and goes up to the Indian guy and is like "feel the nub"
2: People who are fuzzy and strange.
3: nipples
To fully understand nubs one needs to watch the scene in Paul Blart: Mall Cop when he's drunk at the bar and goes up to the Indian guy and is like "feel the nub"
by Isoruku Yamamoto December 24, 2010

A sub-noob. Worse than a noob. More idiotic and stupider than a noob. Someone you want to stay away from at all costs.
lil_kittygirl84: OMFG I HAVE A QUESTION!!!
Me: yea? and can you not talk in all caps?
lil_kittygirl84: HOW CAN YOU GET MONEY???
Me: In rl? and can you not talk in caps? PLEASE?
lil_kittygirl84: I ACCIDENTILY PRESSED THE CAPS BUTTON.
Me: Then press it again -.-
lil_kittygirl84: HOW? W/E. YES, REAL LIFE.
Me: *cough* nub *cough*...Graduate from a good college and get a job.
lil_kitygirl84: HOW DO I GO TO KOLAGE?
At this point, the best thing to do now is walk away...
Me: yea? and can you not talk in all caps?
lil_kittygirl84: HOW CAN YOU GET MONEY???
Me: In rl? and can you not talk in caps? PLEASE?
lil_kittygirl84: I ACCIDENTILY PRESSED THE CAPS BUTTON.
Me: Then press it again -.-
lil_kittygirl84: HOW? W/E. YES, REAL LIFE.
Me: *cough* nub *cough*...Graduate from a good college and get a job.
lil_kitygirl84: HOW DO I GO TO KOLAGE?
At this point, the best thing to do now is walk away...
by WeAllHate Z November 11, 2008

by VaughnSmithIsGOOD April 27, 2008

by mr983834 January 23, 2010

A newbie, esp. one that is too stupid to be called a newb.
Note that nub is not pronnounced "newb" or "noob". "Nub" rhymes with "sub" and "tub".
Note that nub is not pronnounced "newb" or "noob". "Nub" rhymes with "sub" and "tub".
New players who are ignorant are called newbs. Players who are not new but still ignorant are called nubs.
by Isurus May 4, 2005

when you play against a dumbass, loser, scrub who needs to uninstall.
Also comes from greek word: Noob
Also comes from greek word: Noob
by UnkownGuy123 September 6, 2016
