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nubs

1: Round pink objects, could posess magical qualities that overpower mortals

2: People who are fuzzy and strange.

3: nipples

To fully understand nubs one needs to watch the scene in Paul Blart: Mall Cop when he's drunk at the bar and goes up to the Indian guy and is like "feel the nub"
Our romantic evening was spent making raspberry cupcakes that looked like nubs
by Isoruku Yamamoto December 24, 2010
mugGet the nubsmug.

nub

A sub-noob. Worse than a noob. More idiotic and stupider than a noob. Someone you want to stay away from at all costs.
lil_kittygirl84: OMFG I HAVE A QUESTION!!!
Me: yea? and can you not talk in all caps?
lil_kittygirl84: HOW CAN YOU GET MONEY???
Me: In rl? and can you not talk in caps? PLEASE?
lil_kittygirl84: I ACCIDENTILY PRESSED THE CAPS BUTTON.
Me: Then press it again -.-
lil_kittygirl84: HOW? W/E. YES, REAL LIFE.
Me: *cough* nub *cough*...Graduate from a good college and get a job.
lil_kitygirl84: HOW DO I GO TO KOLAGE?

At this point, the best thing to do now is walk away...
by WeAllHate Z November 11, 2008
mugGet the nubmug.

Nubbing

The act of sticking the leftover body part after an amputation into a woman
I thought my war injury was a pain, but my wife totally gets off while im nubbing her!
by VaughnSmithIsGOOD April 27, 2008
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nubbing

The action of a man with a stub arm who sticks it in the woman's vagina.
we tried nubbing but it was too big.
by mr983834 January 23, 2010
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nub

A newbie, esp. one that is too stupid to be called a newb.

Note that nub is not pronnounced "newb" or "noob". "Nub" rhymes with "sub" and "tub".
New players who are ignorant are called newbs. Players who are not new but still ignorant are called nubs.
by Isurus May 4, 2005
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nub

a person who is bad at everything/an insult
nub
by Li´l child February 25, 2019
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nub

when you play against a dumbass, loser, scrub who needs to uninstall.

Also comes from greek word: Noob
OMFG THIS GUYS IS SUCH A NUB!
by UnkownGuy123 September 6, 2016
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