bagel with everything

Street prostitutes and hookers often use codes to describe sex acts to avoid legal problems.

A bagel with everything is going to cost you a bunch. The bagel means straight sex, the cream cheese means oral, and the hole in the bagel means anal sex with her John.

"Everything" means any other kind of pleasure you want beyond the straight, oral, and anal.

This term was coined by a hooker on the road between Detroit and Chigago, and approved by her Evil pimp. ʱʱ๛ forever.

Hey, Evil, I belong to you, so I brought you a bagel with everything.

by damagedalicious September 1, 2014

Everything I Say Is a Lie

Except that. And that.

Everything I say is a Lie.
Except that.
And that.

by Confuciouss August 19, 2008

suck at everything

The extremely easy-to-master skill of being horrible at absolutely everything, ever. To suck at everything, it generally helps if you're a whiney scene kid (or an angsty emo kid). This can go hand-in-hand with failing at life.

Did you see that loser? He completely sucks at everything.

by nion January 16, 2005

Everything in Transit

only the best album in the entire world. Written by the amazing Andrew McMahon. its beautiful music for everyone.

"Have you listened to Everything in Transit?"
"yeah man its amazing!"

by Mynameislove May 25, 2009

This is how everything dies

ASGASGASGASGASGASGA blutext

This is how everything dies --BLUE TEXT BABY

by original_poster May 31, 2021

Everything's illegal in Massachusetts

it's sarcastic response you give to self righteous people who think they need to tell you what is illegal and what isn't.

Hey, you need to stop drinking, it's illegal to drink under 21 you know...

*smirks* Yeah, well everything's illegal in Massachusetts.

by websterschick February 6, 2010

all black everything

A United States of America where slavery never existed, where there was no misery, where blacks were employed and didn't work for free, where they actually enjoyed the first 400 years, where the Constitution was written by W.E.B. Du Bois, where there wasn't any Reconstruction and the Civil War never happened, where a black woman was voted head of the KKK, Malcolm Little dies as an old man, and Dr. King reads his eulogy, where Bill O'Reilly reads from the Quran, and President Bush sends his condolences to Iran, the Crips never occurred so there were never any Bloods to attack them, where there wasn't even any hood to fight over in the first place, where it was all black. Everything.

You would never know
If you could ever be
If you never try
You would never see
Stayed in Africa
We ain’t never leave
So there were no slaves in our history
Were no slave ships, were no misery, call me crazy, or isn’t he
See I fell asleep and I had a dream, it was all black everything

~Lupe Fiasco

by Puvar1 August 21, 2011