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chunker munker

a state of being when one feels shapely, not obese or fat, just a little chunky. munker should be stated with eyebrow emphasis. the state of chunker munker usually comes about after excessive eating or alcohol consumption.
i was such a chunker munker today because i dipped my hersheys bar into a jar of peanut butter

i can't wear that shirt tonight because i had so much cheesey bread and now i feel like a chunker munker
by xodeliciousbabygurlxo March 22, 2009
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Pheasant Musket

When a guy is t bagging a girl and farts in her face. It's name is given because of the sound it makes; the combo between the slapping of the balls and the fart itself. It sounds like a musket.
A guy gave his girlfriend an unexpected pheasant musket which made her mad which caused her to leave.
by The Steeler October 6, 2009
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A Fuzzy Musket

1. The act of putting your balls over someone elses eyes
and farting in their mouth.
by Shawn V November 1, 2006
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musterbation

A term coined by Albert Ellis to describe the tendency to think that certain things "must" occur or "must" be done.

Other forms: musterbate, musterbated, musterbating
Janice was musterbating about getting an A in every course.

The only acceptable musterbation is to believe that one must not musterbate.
by TheLastPunslinger May 15, 2005
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Musket Ass

Musket ass is violent and explosive diarrhea that has a stentch so bad it could possibly knock some one out.
"That is no orchestra playing in that stall over there; that is a case of musket ass."
by fatwinks February 6, 2005
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Anti-masker

Anti-maskers are the new anti-vaxxers. They are a new, more resilient breed of stupid that comes in swarms.

Anti-maskers are atypical in that they hold the deluded belief that wearing masks during a global pandemic are somehow an infringement on their "individual freedoms".

This is like saying there is a school shooter on the loose, and everybody in the school is forced to remain silent and hidden, but one student does not remain silent for the sole reason that it is infringing on their freedom of speech. It doesn't take a wise guy to see the ridiculousness in this way of thinking.

As with anti-vaxxers, flat-earthers, scientologists, climate change naysayers, etc etc, anti-maskers often resort to twisted logic, cherry picking, confirmation bias, belief perseverance, egocentric bias, and any other bias/fallacy to curb their cognitive dissonance and defend their faulty reasoning.

They do not get that mask wearing isn't just about protecting oneself, but about protecting others. Therefore in order to flatten the curve, everybody must cooperate.

Hopefully natural selection will get the best of them.
News on City TV: Hundreds of protesters gathered downtown for most of the afternoon on Saturday, calling for an end to the COVID-19 lockdown measures. The group of anti-maskers were carrying signs and shouting slogans, and caused traffic slow downs. Calling themselves ‘freedom fighters’, they say they are defending their constitutional rights and freedoms.

Me: I don't want to live on this planet anymore
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 18, 2020
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mucker

West Belfast term for friend or companion; can also be a term of endearment.
'Well mucker what about ye?'
by Smickers March 30, 2004
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