murked

to kill, destroy or consume in a fast manner.

He was so hungry, he murked the whole pizza.

by Drew DH March 21, 2007

murk

To delete or edit a comment on the internet, so that no one else can read what you originally wrote.

"I don't know why these guys are arguing; I guess one of them murked the post that started this whole fight."

by GregNog July 9, 2009

Murk

When your penis gets messy from sticking it in a vagina.

Person 1: OH MY GOSH!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: I was having sex last night.
Person 2: Did it feel good?
Person 1: Yah. Until I got murk on me.
Person 2: Can I feel it.
Person 1: ...
Person 1 leaves.
Person 2: Was it something I said?

by ChunkyMilk March 21, 2014

Murk

to cause grevious bodily harm to an adversary or enemy. can also be thrust upon innocent members of the public.

Ill murk your mum
Murk 'im

by visibilly iller than u November 24, 2004

murk

To leave or exit a place or situation.

Yo, im finna murk.

Dude, 5-0! Lets murk!

by J C Deezy April 14, 2006

Murk

To beat or smack someone with a beanie baby.

If you don't do that I'll murk you!

by I like to chase squirrels November 24, 2009

Murked

The act of being the victim of a murk. Murk is defined as touching all of your fingers to your thumb and forcing somebody to look at you in an act of trickery. This usually results in said victim looking at your hand therefore they have been murked and forever shamed.

Guy 1: Hey bro look at these sick new shoelaces I got (holds hand in previously described murk position in front of his shoe laces).
Guy 2: (Looks at shoelaces and subsequently the hand of his "bro" in the murk position). Damn bro, why you gotta do this to me? I've already been murked like five times today.
Guy 1: Haha pussy.

by McG1234 December 18, 2010