Noun. A person that looks like retarded muffin; this usually includes puffy hair as a muffin top, and a blank/lost/bewildered stare.
"Daryl looks like a muftard when he first wakes up. It's like he's trying to find the toaster for milk." says Trish.
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by Azmocat November 17, 2009
Get the Morfternoon mug.Luke 'Original Moses' Murtagh. Born 29th August, 1802 BC. Spawned as a frog/fish/rat in the Fender, in a Moses basket (hence the name) on the Wirral. The only living Jedi to have survived both World Wars and the ridiculous politics of 19th Century Britain. Currently resides on the Durley, betwixt the Pebb and the Webb, Wirral, Merseyside where his Moses basket was found by Dangly Dawn (the mother). One of the most plain, extraordinary and revolutionary creations known to man.
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Get the Murfreesboro mug.the contractor gave us a bid of $2000, when the job was completed we got a bill for $5000. We got murtied.
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