la putain de tes morts

French insult mostly used by gypsies. It literally means 'the whore of your deads'.
It generally expresses an extreme anger.

- Wesh ferme ta gueule j't'ai dit 'yo I've told you to shut the fuck up'
- Mais... 'but...'
- La putain de tes morts !!! ferme-là !! 'La putain de tes morts !!! shut up !!'

by juandeljardin February 07, 2018

mange merde et morte

Eat shit and die!

Hey dickwad ! Mange merde et morte!

by Scheize April 21, 2017

Morted

The Act of Cumming inside Someone dressed as King julian while doing an "oh king julian" mort impression

He Morted at the sound of her saying, "Move it Move it"

by Biggie Cheese Suckin on Deez July 23, 2021

Matt mort

The ugliest name/dude to ever touch foot on this planet. If this is ur name u get absolutely no play at all especially after ur girlfriend dumped ur lazy pathetic ass. U go out every night and ur only mission is to get some box and u fail time after time again, terribly. If ur name is Matt mort 😂😂 u piss ur pants after a rough night out. Parents, don’t name ur kid this if u love them.

Guy 1 : u know Matt Mort?
Guy 2: name rings a bell… ohhh shit, ya that kids an absolute squid and a puss bag. Gets no bitches all well.

by Not Matt mort February 25, 2025

mort cunt

Mort Cunt

Hey Phil.. don't be a mort cunt....

Look at that mort cunt with no shoe's on....
Too many mort cunts in this town

Ya gronky mort cunt, clean up ya life!

by Crabby Cakes July 02, 2021

Mort

a little devious menacing looking troll man with long musty hair, ragged unkept clothes and a stick covered in blood. He is the embodiment of evil and enjoys mass murder on a Sundays to wind down. Over the years he has gathered a cult of people who will die and kill for him, he frequently abuses them for a laugh. Mort is wanted in 134 countries for war crimes and if spotted get on your knees and pray he has eaten today.

Other names include Pablo Escobar, Osama Bin Laden, Joseph Stalin and Katy Butchard

Dude, Mort only killed 47384839 people today, he must be having a good day

by Domingo Catfish April 24, 2022

Mort

When you begin a laugh with a snort like sound. When something funny takes you off guard and the laugh is precedented by a weird snorting sound, almost like when you are drinking and the liquid comes out of your nose, only it's just air.

I told her the truth about my ballsack and she morted on my face.

Don't mort near her, she will take offense.

by thenigs May 11, 2017