Morphine

Morphine is a potent opiate narcotic used to treat severe and agonizing pain and suffering, often considered to be the strongest painkiller short of diacetylmorphine, also known as Heroin. Morphine is also the the best and worst recreational drug in the world, it will make you feel good no matter how sad and depressed you are, it will make you feel so good in fact that you may become psychologically addicted to it after just one use. Noticeable tolerance will develop after just a few uses if taken daily. Tolerance can be avoided by using it only once per week or less. Psychical addiction will occur after around 10 uses or so in a short period of time. Mild addiction is maybe a stomach ache or head ache and a general I-feel-like-shit feeling when withdrawn from the drug. Hardcore addiction means agonizing headache, stomach ache, nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, and terrible drug cravings. As an opiate user I can say that they make you feel great, but if you take them to much or to often they can ruin your life.

Jim was offered some morphine at a party, he enjoyed the high that he got and then went home and didn't take morphine again for months.

Joe was a pharmacist, he took morphine for the first time and found it hard to resist continued use. He became an addict, he lost his job, and now spends every dollar he gets on more of the drug.

by Jamesthepothead August 2, 2010

Morph

when the impossible happens in a video game. sometimes this happens when too graphics overlap or become one.

Wosh: That reciever didn't even catch the ball. It just morphed into his hands.

Bass: There is always so much morphing in football games.

Wosh: I love morphs at 3 am, morphs that never end, dogs that love morphs....

by BASS & WOSH May 25, 2009

Morph420

the name of a really lame dude. needs to not only proclaim his pot smoking prowess, but does it on the internet as well. this guy needs to pull his trout out of his ass.

morph420: hey wanna smoke a cyberjoint with me and then we can go to another chat room and chat with my supermodel girlfriend.

by T-Bone July 9, 2003

morphasexual

Someone who's sexual nature and/or orientation changes. Someone who has more than one mode of sexual nature and/or orientation.

The person's morphasexual nature allowed zim to be straight at some times and gay at other times.

by Ophir September 22, 2005

social acceptance morph

a social acceptance morph (SAM) is a person with a servile need to be liked. This person has a fluid personality that changes depending on the social situation or whom they are with. Social acceptance morphs are the people usually described as "nice" or "sweet," and they are often the most popular people in any given situation. Upon meeting a SAM, you will feel as if you have met your new best friend--someone who shares all your same interests and laughs at all your jokes. For this reason, a SAM has many infatuated admirers and people who think they are really good friends. Unfortunately, these interactions are not authentic. In most cases, a SAM has very few real friends. It is the tragic circumstance of a SAM that s/he, because of the constant need to please and morph to suit those around, has no real idea who s/he is.

Actually, Bob really has no interest in rock climbing, he's just a SAM.

Honestly, the only reason Olivia laughed at your joke and said studying sociology was fascinating is because she is a social acceptance morph.

by vedaslade April 3, 2010

Morpheus

When you meet a chick at a bar, give her the option of taking two pills, both of which are roofies. She will undoubtedly take the red pill and pass out within 10 minutes. Drag her into the bathroom and proceed to have your way with her. When she wakes up, stand over her and put your sunglasses back on. Kick the door open. Say nothing.

1: Yo dawg.
2: Sup, nizzle.
1: I saw you got yo morpheus on last night.
2: *puts on glasses*

by J Krizzle September 23, 2009

morphidite

1. A word to describe a hermaphrodite (an organism having both male and female genitalia characteristics which are simultaneously present; typically not fully developed, and vestigial in appearance).

2. The definition above, used as an expletive.

"I had a difficult time discerning whether Chris was a guy or a gal. Later, I discovered Chris was actually a morphidite".

"You morphidite!"

by froze2death February 18, 2005