moppin

1. When you're really fucked up and you try to say "muffin", it sounds like moppin.

Sober person: "Hey what you eatin'?"

Pothead: "A moppin..."

by D-Suicide May 22, 2008

mapping

When a guy tucks his cock and balls between his legs alla the silence of the lambs, creating somthing resembling a map o' Tassie

For good example check out the movie 'The Silence of the Lambs'

by McFucko May 31, 2004

Napkin Mapping

The art of drawing a rudimentary map on a napkin/coaster from a bar/eatery using writing utensils of any kind.

I was at Applebee's with my girlfriend, when she needed directions. She ended up getting lost, so it probably would have been easier to napkin map it, because I am not that bad at napkin mapping.

by Dacadac August 20, 2009

moppin

The time when a girl is on her period

I would do you, but your moppin so i'll get a prositute.

by zab123 January 28, 2010

moppin' the tonsils

when making out the cleaning of the tonsils of slava and extra food left over.

amanda likes moppin' the tonsils

by reandoe March 18, 2009

romanian mapping

A strange type of porn involving female gypsies stuffing their pussies with goat shit to please our the great map lord

Brad: Ooh, I had a great night watching Romanian Mapping yesterday!
Liam: Awesome dude! how many times did you cum?

by malostranska namesti June 16, 2017

Moping

The act of exposing ones genitals to a blind person

Perverts like to go moping on Saturdays in Brampton.

- Moping.

- Whats that?

- Flashing a blind person...

by Aaron Delafunk June 6, 2015