Playing monopoly

Any sexual act that does not involve penetrative sex.

Yeah Chris, Josh and I were playing monopoly!

by Zoomboboy June 7, 2019

mocopopo

Refers to the Montgomery County (Maryland) Police Department.

"Most" of them have an IQ of less than 85 and have no clue what the law is. Because of this they tend to do stupid things such as: illegally detaining people, searching people without probable cause, mistaking mental health issues for drugs, giving you inaccurate legal advice, not being able to find drugs in plain sight, ect.

"Today my friends and I got searched by the mocopopo because some kids from our school smoked bud last week in the park we were sitting in. They then thought my friend with social anxiety was high on meth because he was shaking like a leaf all because they were grabbing his junk and the fucked up thing is we were the only kids under 18 in that park who weren't smoking cigarettes."

by anonymous666999 August 5, 2009

Monopoly man

when you give your partner a cum mustache.

After receiving head from my g/f, I gave her a monopoly man and collected 200 dollars for passing go.

by KHarozine February 3, 2009

Monopology

An apology you give to a partner after giving them the STI known as mono, most likely from kissing a slut or manslut at a party the night before.

Like most talks which reveal cheating, it often results in breaking up.

Guy 1: Man, had to give Shirley a monopology today. Didn't go too well.
Guy 2: That's what you get for kissing with that slut at Pete's party on Sunday.

by Hamlette September 13, 2010

playing monopoly

A game that Dane Cook references in his Operation-playing Monopoly act that is totally true.

Dane Cook on Playing Monopoly
everybody had it. No one like
it, even if you thinked you liked the game you didn't.
And it's simple why, ok. Cause this is anyone
here 2 and a half hours into a game of Monopoly, ready?...
*Booush* "FUCK THIS GAME! It's 4 in the morning
grandma, YOU WIN! I'm sittin on Baltic with crap!
I'm paying luxury tax out the ass! And I hate when
your the banker, where did you get the pink 50's you
cheating whore! Don't fucking touch me grandpa, NANA
is a cheating whore! I should cut you head off with this
little doggy!"...

by i love swiss cheese February 1, 2007

monopoly

A euphemism for marijuana in Seattle's Eastside.

Want to play monopoly?

by jsadfjs May 23, 2006

monopoly

Code word for weed or getting high or anything with pot.

Ex: I want to play monopoly.
Ex: We need some more monopoly money

by Greer April 24, 2005