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Bare minimum bitch

When you don't prioritize someone (usually someone you're dating) and/or their needs, so they become your bare minimum bitch because they're accepting the bare minimum from you.
Todd: Sorry I didn't text you back for 5 days, I was doing random shit for a few days lol

Taylor: Nuh uh, get the hell outta here with that BS. I ain't no bare minimum bitch!
by conecreame October 27, 2019
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minimi

The other two definitions are correct, but omit the origin of the term. It was originally "mini-mittreilleuse" (not sure of spelling on that), a French neologism meaning "small machinegun". It's a 5.56mm weapon that fires the same NATO standard rifle ammo as the M16. It is normally fed from 200-rd belts, but can also accept 30-rd M16 magazines.
The Minimi is not a popular weapon because it is prone to malfunctions and the 5.56mm projectiles don't penetrate much in an urban environment.
by Kimo1 September 1, 2007
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minimalist bra

This refers to using Band-Aids to cover protruding nipples.
An advantage to being flat-chested is that I can get by with the minimalist bra on very cold days.
by Wisconsin Witch December 11, 2009
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minishaka

You know what a shaka is? The Hawaiian "hang-loose" hand symbol with the thumb and pinky extended + your hand in a fist?

The minishaka is a miniature (arguably cooler) version using your thumb, index, and middle finger.
It was crazy, on the big screen I could even see Dillon Francis throwing up some minishakas to the crowd!
by Dennymark January 7, 2015
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Bare Minimum Bandit

One of the greatest clans and most skilled bandits on the world
Joey became a Bare Minimum Bandit and stole my milk carton, but not my milk.
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miniskirt

An excuse for girls to look like sluts and feel "powerful." Girls who wear miniskirts usually do so in hot weather, where they can pretend they are like some Californian on the beach from the OC, with their Prada handbags, giant sunglasses, and cell phones that they can't stop blathering into.

They're not always looking to get looks from guys, though that's often their reason. The important thing is that wearing a miniskirt makes a girl feel powerful and feminine. In a way, they're asserting their status as a diva, even if they're not even close to being one. Wearing a miniskirt symbolizes everything that a woman needs to justify being a bitch or femme fatale, personalities championed by the feminist movement as icons of womanly power.

Miniskirts, or skirts, for that matter, are some of the last frontiers that women have to openly distinguish themselves from men. It is a freedom of clothing choice that is allowed to them that many feminists might see as revenge against historical oppression by men over feminine clothing styles...
...well I say fuck the feminists. Men should have the choice to wear a skirt or a miniskirt without any feminine stigma attached to it. Just as women were finally able to wear traditionally mens' clothing such as trousers by the mid-twentieth century, men should be allowed to have the same freedom of choice in fashion as women. Let's not even begin to mention the other things in American/Western society that are unequal between men and women favoring women.
by pwumavs October 3, 2006
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dentist-to-minister ratio

Preferred metric for the white trash level of an area. If the dentist-to-minister ratio is appallingly low, then the area is a white trash hellhole.
All this creationism shit seems to be a problem wherever the dentist-to-minister ratio is appallingly low.
by Mark the Blogger March 25, 2005
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