band-AIDS

A groupie who contracts HIV/AIDS from sleeping with a rock star.

Jen: What happened to you last night amber?
Amber: Oh my god! all i remember is getting on a bus with the fat drummer, bubba. I think i have band-AIDS now.
Jen: Shit! that sucks

by Honey Danforth October 2, 2006

Band Aids

When one is so obsessed with a band that it almost gives them an actual disease.

Like Bieber Fever, but with other bands.

Dude, they've infected you with band aids.

by neonrice August 15, 2011

band aids don't fix bullet holes

When someone has been shot and band aids aren't the solution to the problem.

MAN1 shoots MAN2.
MAN2 drops to the floor and dies.
MAN1: Oh no you poor baby. Need a band aid?
MAN1: Oh wait band aids don't fix bullet holes.
MAN1: Haha i'm clever and you're dead.
MAN1: Rip bish.

by Miss. AnonymousPuns October 1, 2017

putting bandaids on bullet wounds

1) To apply extremely limited resources to resolve massive problems. 2) To try to fix an extremely large problem, usually caused by some idiot (ie. your boss) that you are expected to pull some fairy dust out of your ass to fix.

Eric: What's going on man?
Bryan: Cleaning up this mess Antonia made.
Eric: Nothing you can't handle.
Bryan: Hardly. I will be putting bandaids on bullet wounds trying to keep this shit from going South.

by blckexec January 24, 2015

BandAIDs

When you catch a fatal STD from a musician.

"Tommy Lee gave me bandAIDs for my birthday."

by TheTorr September 26, 2011

Barbie Bandaids

A really awesome, classic lady. Very clumsy hence the bandaids...A ghetto barbie. part of the StayHood clan. One of a kind!

Watch out for em Barbie Bandaids they be takin em skate boards to secret skate

by Barbie Bandaids January 22, 2009

nipple bandaids

Nipple bandaids are bandaids placed on the nipples to prevent the bleeding of the nipple.

“What was under his shirt?”
“He’s got nipple bandaids, they bleed when he runs.”

by Iliek Sechs February 28, 2020