poo manchu

when a woman has a bearded asshole strongly resembling the mustache and goatee of a chinese wiseman.

yo I was just about to eat her asshole when I was stared in the face by her poo manchu

by jman31 February 21, 2009

Monchu

A mythical creature who lives in the forest areas of Canada. He is also a brown man.

Whoa, check out that Monchu.

by ballstheman November 13, 2014

menchel

menchel is another way of saying kopman. it is used for a man rather woman, and is most commonly used in the east side of NYC.

"Look at that menchel!"

by JoEtSp October 29, 2006

el mencho

Drug lord worth $50 billion

Yo dude did you know El mencho is the most wanted criminal in Mexico!!!

by Lilsmackzbtk January 14, 2023

Mench

Short for man-bench.

The bench outside of many stores around the world where the men sit on and wait for their wives who are shopping in stores that men wouldn't be caught dead in, like La Senza.

Wife: Where will I be able to find you?

Husband: I'll be on the mench, dear.

by DuckLotf August 11, 2010

metchup

The delightful blend of ketchup and mayonnaise. Special since 1987.

Dave: "Can you please pass the metchup to put on my weeiner?"

by metchupdotorg December 29, 2007

Screw Manchu

the Fu Manchu of the hearts
a male that is such an asshole so that he can be discribed as pure evil. well, everybody knows that women are atracted to guys that are assholes, but a Screw Manchu is such a badass piece of shit- girls can't resist him, no way!

betty was screwed by another asshole yesterday night. this time she got the jackpot, this guy was a Screw Manchu.

by sgrDD March 16, 2008