MAXI

this bitch has the longest dick but i recommend you date him

this bitch maxi has the fucking longest dick

by hihihihihiiihihiiihihihihihih June 28, 2022

Maxi

A guy that's intelligent but plays games a lot.
A guy who doesn't really care about his friends, and wears glasses.

I would love to have a partner like MAxi in school.

by Miguay January 14, 2022

Maxi

A rug to be walked on. Selfish, only wants you for entertainment. Leaves before you wake, only to cry when you leave at morning. Blood red temper, slaps mothers and bombs fathers. Often found with drug store dyed hair.

Ruban: So they pulled a Maxi on you?
You: Yeah, totally threw me in the under the bus like they did to you.

by Large pop corn cup March 28, 2022

Maxi

big cook

maxi has a monsterous cook

by ormispornslflfkkdjd November 23, 2021

Maxi

He is nice and sexy. And good and fast in bed. And chunky.

I want a nice man in bed
Oh you mean a maxi

by Ronje November 24, 2021

Maxi

Crypto guy.

Ray loves XRP. He is such a maxi.

by Burt123 January 21, 2022

Maxi

Verb, to "Maxi" is to commit suicide via asphyxiation with a belt.

Past tense "Maxi'd."

"Did you hear about Maximillion?"

"No, What happened?"

"She totally Maxi'd last night on instragam live."

"Bummer."

by Madame Marcy February 21, 2025