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Is his/her pubic hair the same color as his facial hair (eyebrows, eyelashes, side burns, mustache, beard)?
Hey, you've seen Christine, right.
Yeah, why
Um, well, does the carpet match the blinds?
No, but the carpet matches the curtains
Oh, thanks.
curtains: hair on head
upholstery: leg and arm hair
linens: back, chest, and tummy hair,
welcome mat: foot hair
cushions: butt hair
Yeah, why
Um, well, does the carpet match the blinds?
No, but the carpet matches the curtains
Oh, thanks.
curtains: hair on head
upholstery: leg and arm hair
linens: back, chest, and tummy hair,
welcome mat: foot hair
cushions: butt hair
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Get the Your curtains don't match your carpet mug.Refers to simple or rudimentary pictures (drawings, paintings, etc) of people. They're called "matchstick men" because their limbs are made of simple lines, or matchsticks.
Con artists are also referred to as matchstick men because they create temporary personas that are fleeting and simple.
Con artists are also referred to as matchstick men because they create temporary personas that are fleeting and simple.
Dude, don't give that guy any money. His story doesn't add up. He's totally just a matchstick man.
Many a L. S. Lowry painting includes a matchstick man.
Many a L. S. Lowry painting includes a matchstick man.
by anonymous201000 July 22, 2010
Get the matchstick man mug.The act of having anal intercourse and finding out that your dick has been smudged with excrement, resembling a burned matchstick.
by matchstickman January 29, 2008
Get the matchsticking mug.A player in Gears of War who gets online around 11am and plays Execution on Canals until around 12pm Midnight.
If the player just HAPPENS to play a ranked match, all he does is grabs the Sniper and blindfires at the enemy.
If an All-Star does not get the Sniper in time, he usually quits.
All-Stars like to brag about their subs on YouTube and who is on their friends list.
All-Stars are cocky because they seem to think they're famous with their meaningless, made-up clans that people pay to get into.
Recently, A large amount of All-Stars have been reported to quit GoW for Mw2 in hopes of a new fun. These people usually come back to GoW within 2-5 days.
A lot of All-Stars claim to have original gamertags even though it's the complete opposite.
A lot of All-Stars think its cool to have Juniors, Minis, Lils, and Misses of themselves.
Juniors are just a bunch of sad little kids trying to get "known".
An All-Star is easy to spot. They will usually have an "MLG" gamertag, and a tricked-out bio.
All-Stars favorite words and phrases are:
Random, Fake, Hater, Dick rider, Get lucky, Get raped, I'm not trying, Get carried, Get pooped on, etc.
A notable All-Star is a player named "ITS MiLkBoNe"
He has over 500 videos on YouTube of JUST 1v1's, 2v2's, and 3v3's.
He is one who has claimed to quit GoW only to come back within a few days.
He is the leader of the clan, ITS.
He lives under middle bridge on Canals.
His clan members live in other various parts of Canals.
If the player just HAPPENS to play a ranked match, all he does is grabs the Sniper and blindfires at the enemy.
If an All-Star does not get the Sniper in time, he usually quits.
All-Stars like to brag about their subs on YouTube and who is on their friends list.
All-Stars are cocky because they seem to think they're famous with their meaningless, made-up clans that people pay to get into.
Recently, A large amount of All-Stars have been reported to quit GoW for Mw2 in hopes of a new fun. These people usually come back to GoW within 2-5 days.
A lot of All-Stars claim to have original gamertags even though it's the complete opposite.
A lot of All-Stars think its cool to have Juniors, Minis, Lils, and Misses of themselves.
Juniors are just a bunch of sad little kids trying to get "known".
An All-Star is easy to spot. They will usually have an "MLG" gamertag, and a tricked-out bio.
All-Stars favorite words and phrases are:
Random, Fake, Hater, Dick rider, Get lucky, Get raped, I'm not trying, Get carried, Get pooped on, etc.
A notable All-Star is a player named "ITS MiLkBoNe"
He has over 500 videos on YouTube of JUST 1v1's, 2v2's, and 3v3's.
He is one who has claimed to quit GoW only to come back within a few days.
He is the leader of the clan, ITS.
He lives under middle bridge on Canals.
His clan members live in other various parts of Canals.
ITS BLeeZyy IIx: Ayy, who's this randy pandy?
BLaacKeN: Your cool, Sniper match All-Star.
ITS BLeeZyy IIx: Hop off ma dick, kid!
BLaacKeN: You started talking to me, retard.
*round starts*
*Bleezy takes an 11th bullet Superman to the dome*
"ITS BLeeZyy IIx has left the game"
BLaacKeN: Your cool, Sniper match All-Star.
ITS BLeeZyy IIx: Hop off ma dick, kid!
BLaacKeN: You started talking to me, retard.
*round starts*
*Bleezy takes an 11th bullet Superman to the dome*
"ITS BLeeZyy IIx has left the game"
by BLaacKeN March 17, 2010
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