The Matches

Awsome punk band from oakland with matt on drums, justin on bass, jon on guitar and the incredibly hot shawn harris on vocals and guitar. Re-released their first album on Epitaph records back in 2004 and have been touring for what seems forever haha... CHECK EM OUT

Person1: Are you goin to the Chain Me Away Tour?

Person2: The Matches and Plain White T's... OF COURSE! Its gunna be awsome

by The World Falls Up Around Me May 13, 2005

dave matthews

Lead singer and guitarist for the Dave Matthews Band. Born in South Africa, moved to the U.S. He's one of the coolest and chillest guys in the world. Released a solo CD, "Some Devil". Likes to drink Jack Daniels.

Guy 1: Yo Dave Matthews is mad chill
Guy 2: Hells yea he is

by Slow But Speeding June 11, 2006

matthew butchard

One of the hoodest black kids to ever be alive!! And sells weed too

"Who can we hit up for bud? Matthew Butchard Has some"

by I'm a fein1234 November 16, 2016

Matthew Tan

Matthew Tan is a debbie downer. He hates Noam Roda and likes Hitler hentai. He is always looking for freshman and is a screenager. Matthew Tan loves to play fortnite and brawlhalla.

Matthew Tan, time for dinner! "FUCK YOU MOM EAT DICK!"

by Jotaretard February 21, 2022

carpet matches the drapes

One's genital hair matches the color of the hair on one's head.

Even though she looks like she dyes her hair, the carpet matches the drapes on her.

by quamp March 24, 2007

Matthew Frank Anderson

One who fondle's Jay Leno's Vagina.

Matthew Frank Anderson went to a party one night and got drunk for his first time...He ended up meeting Jay Leno and fondling her vagina.

by mike hunt likes jay Leno a lot November 3, 2010

Matthew [contract killer]

A play on the name of Matthew the Evangelist or Saint Matthew, the Patron Saint of Tax Collectors, Matthew is a common pseudonym used by contract and professional killers in reference to the collection of a fee or “contract” in exchange for the commission of a murder(s); also commonly associated with political or industrial espionage; a Matthew can be defined as an entity that initiates or executes the illegal extraction, destruction or trading of information for monetary gain.

1)To say that a patron or rival is scheduled to meet with Matthew contract killer. 2) To claim that Matthew will tend to a situation. 3) To claim Matthew as a client and/or associate.

by Aron Tel August 16, 2008