Malete, person who is amazing, wholehearted, ambitious, kind, is there for those who need support. If you ever come across a Malete make sure you treasure them, a Malete is one of a kind. They can also tend to be shy at first but once you get to know them, they are a whole different person!!
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Get the Malete mug.An extremely tragic composer who has you in chills every time the violins shriek. His later music gets more dissonant after his wife cheated on him and his daughter bit the dust. Mahler was a tense ball of flesh.
Person 1: “Bro, ya gotta listen to Mahler’s 10th symphony! It sounds like nails on a chalkboard!”
Person 2: “that doesn’t sound good…”
Person 1: “No, it’s Mahler! Everything sounds good.”
Person 2: “wha…”
Person 1: “Oh Mahler, I feel your pain! You make me feel like I’m dying while my wife is cheating on me!”
Person 2: (listens to Mahler 10) “… ma… ma…mahlerrrr…… help me, I have fallen and I can’t get up.”
Person 2: “that doesn’t sound good…”
Person 1: “No, it’s Mahler! Everything sounds good.”
Person 2: “wha…”
Person 1: “Oh Mahler, I feel your pain! You make me feel like I’m dying while my wife is cheating on me!”
Person 2: (listens to Mahler 10) “… ma… ma…mahlerrrr…… help me, I have fallen and I can’t get up.”
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Get the Mahler mug.A military phrase to describe an individual who has shown themself to be very moronic and stupid in one way or another, thus comparing them to the cleansing product for dirty vaginas and being a general tool or one who lacks the mental capacity to know he is being used. A asshole fool or cretin. Having low intelligence and or self esteem. Someone who has no purpose in life but to starve the world of oxygen and be a burden on others. A mallet being a tool for somebody that cannot be trusted to do anything but make little rocks from big rocks.
Kanye West is tweeting stupid shit and making himself look like a fucking Douche Mallet.
The CSM is making us cut grass this weekend instead of giving us pass....what a fucking douche mallet!
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The CSM is making us cut grass this weekend instead of giving us pass....what a fucking douche mallet!
that butter bar Lieutenant is going to march us straight into a swamp....fucking douche mallet.
by SGT Bo June 22, 2014
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by daysc1 February 1, 2021
Get the Oh_MahLemonz mug.Robert Mallet is someone who is always on time with things and makes sure things get done. However, when it comes to school, he can get lazy. Robert loves fast food.
by Skyrim550 September 11, 2022
Get the Robert Mallet mug.1)the guy you are dating.typically, a manlet is very attractive.
2)the guy you are using as a boy toy of sorts.
note:manlet is more commonly used in the first context than the 2nd.usually because the author of this definition doesnt condone boy toys.but have fun.
2)the guy you are using as a boy toy of sorts.
note:manlet is more commonly used in the first context than the 2nd.usually because the author of this definition doesnt condone boy toys.but have fun.
-"damn..look at that hot manlet..."
"heyy hes mine!we look so good together!"
-"my manlet buys me cool things"
"heyy hes mine!we look so good together!"
-"my manlet buys me cool things"
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