mythic mutations

A crazy psychopath who’s animal spirit is a chihuahua.

Hey mythic mutations gone feral again. Who did she beat at chess?

by Mythic Crazy March 19, 2023

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Mythical feLBJraTIVE

Helf man helf animal or mammal.by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

🐵🐒🦍🦧🐴🐎🦄🦓🦌🦬🐲🐉🐍🧜 ♂️.I invented and made and created mythical felbJraTIVES. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq August 3, 2022

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mythic menace

adj; a brawl stars player in mythic rank that cannot progress further from mythic, usually garbage at the game

“This guy got mythic every season he’s dogass.”

“He must be a mythic menace.”

by crvwn July 12, 2024

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The Mythical Land of Cuntopia

The Mythical Land of Cuntopia is a dark and treacherous land where the Karens and Kens of this world are born. These Cuntopia natives are usually consumed by first-world problems.

Cary knew immediately upon speaking to Tammy that she was from the Mythical Land of Cuntopia.

by SrslyGuise January 18, 2023

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The act of an individual being an asshole- but it's difficult to prove or to provide proof. He said she said situations usually constitute one as a mythical asshole. Typically this phrasing is acknowledge with x-husbands, shitty boyfriends & narcissistic bosses.

I couldn't get through to Troy during our conversation- I don't know why, but he was being a complete mythical asshole.

by Nerdymama September 12, 2015

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