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Get the Monica Lewinsky mug.The most beautiful woman created by Angels. She makes everyone in the room disappear when she walks in, and if you're ever lucky enough to kiss her, you know that she's the one and you won't let her go. Be careful when you fall for her because there's no falling out of love with this girl. every night before you go to bed, wish that she'll be your's in the morning. and every time you wake up, wish that she'll never let you go.
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Get the Santa Monica College mug.Manic depression is a bipolar mental disorder with varying periods of high highs and low lows. Sufferers of manic depression have both depresion and anxiety. Sufferers also sometimes have mood swings (happy one minute and depressed or scared another minute). see anxiety and also depression.
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