Metro Card

1) Useless cards that bend easily and wreck easily and get lossed easily. But because god hates us this is how New Yorkers are forced to take the train, or go on the bus. you go to a machine and place the amount of money you want, than pray you dont sit on it.

2) A dumb move when someone goes up to a girl and quicky chops or slides his hand down her ass or vagina than yells "Metro Card!" Ussually a comback when a girl bankoks you.

1) Books, pencils, paper, metr...
MA! WERE THE HELL IS MY METRO CARD? IM GONNA BE LATE! GODDAMMIT!!!

2)Sandra: Hey whats that?!
Me: whats what? *turns away*
Sandra: BANGKOCK! *Smacks balls*
Me: AHH! Not infront of my mom!
Sandra: Weres your mom? *turns away*
Me: METRO CARD *Chops vagina and runs like hell*

by Rattlesnake316 August 23, 2005

Metro Station

When two males stand facing each other, lining up their dicks so that they're rubbing shafts, then they both grab the double-dick with their respective hands, linking fingers, and jerk off - giving the effect of two opposite-facing trains in an underground station.

"Dude I'm tired of jerking off in front of each other, why don't we do the Metro Station?!"

"Who the hell are you? Get the fuck out of my office!"

by JohnEBlaze August 2, 2009

metro boomin

Metro boomin is a producer and songwriter who is currently based in Atlanta. He is known for his collaboration with future and drake and many others. Metro boomin uses fl studio to produce amazing instrumentals. He is also known own for his wild 808's future Atlanta

Chris: Damn cuz you hear that new heat from future produced by Metro boomin

James: Yeah famm that beat got me hyped where can I get it

by LegendKiller April 28, 2016

Metro Fail

Metro fail is derived from a company which runs the public train network in Melbourne. Due to the fact they are constantly late, delayed, trains canceled. And when they do come they are over packed.

So metro got the nick name fail. Then after that, the term 'Metro Fail' arose which has taken a similar meaning to 'Epic Fail' (or to fail really badly) The word is commonly used on instant messaging and social networking websites.

You mean it was a metro fail?

by GriefingSwagPyro November 15, 2010

Metro Jethro

Metro Jethro: 1) anyone who was born or raised in a small rural area, and now has to function in a big urban area. or vice versa. 2) anyone who understands and appreciates both small town life and big city life. 3) Jon Reep.

I drive a hybrid with a gun rack, thats a Metro Jethro for ya.

by Buddy2425 April 13, 2011

metro-north

New York's subway for white people.

"I gotta get from the Bronx to Manhattan. I'll just pay 15 dollars on the Metro-North."

by bigtones June 1, 2006

metro-sexual

metro sexual is a modern enlighted, sort of renaissance man. Secure and confident, capable and cool, typically well educated and stylish. Heterosexual with a twist,not gay by any means,but he prob. has a few gay friends,can easily be mistaken for gay by rednecks and jock types. the only straight guy in a fabric store or antique shop who is not being dragged there by a woman.

the men who actually watch Queer Eye for style tips

by cbyerchic February 12, 2005