toilet merlot

Dark, mostly liquid feces, synonymous with diarrhea; may also be confused as blood after a significant bowel movement where the defecatee thinks there isn't any humanly way possible to remove that amount of liquid from the body.

"I thought I was going to die. I just turned 15lbs of bad crawfish into toilet merlot."

by phantom shitter returns May 9, 2010

Maurizio Merli

Badass Italian actor with a sweet mustache.

Forget Clint Eastwood, or Gene Hackman, Maurizio Merli could kick their asses any day.

by Ookpick GooseFrubba January 25, 2006

Merlybabes

A fiendishly sexy and insanely attractive member of the male species who has the most gorgeous hiney in the world that you just want to bite! mmmmmm...xxxxxx

Someone i just want to lick and stroke and have bend me over and............. oh god yeah!xxxxxxxx

by Emma, your no1fan!x January 21, 2004

Chocolate Merlin

Noun; While having sex doggystyle, a male takes a massive dump into his own hand, then smears it across the face of his partner. This results in a choco-tastic beard much like the famous magician. The casting of spells after the act has been performed is optional.

Sandy broke up with me because I wouldn't give her a Chocolate Merlin.

by StMirhza September 28, 2007

Merlinism

A cult around a cat named Merlin. Disrespect his wishes and be publicly executed.

Hey want to join my cult, Merlinism?

by Merlin the goat November 7, 2020

Merlin

Either a name, traditionally of an old wizard but is an uncommon but still used forename, or something can be described as being merlin, replacing the outdated "cool"/"sick"/"wicked"/"awesome".

Friend of Merlin: "Hey Merlin."

Someone does something amazing.
Onlookers: Fuck man, that was merlin!

by Amelia uses her real name! June 3, 2011

Merlemerized

A unique blend of joy, tremors, and euphoria that takes over one's body when in the presence of Merle Haggard, or his music. Many fans have reported tremor like shakes when seeing the outlaw singer live, and have also noted that the effects can last up to 4 hours. It's a truly refreshing feeling that can make the loneliest of country fan feel on top of the world.

Yo Dave! I just got "The Best of Merle Haggard" on vinyl and was completely merlemerized when the needle hit the groove.

Nice work, dude! Did "Okie From Muskogee" get those hairs on your neck to stand up?

Yeah, every God damn one of 'em.

by Trapper Schoepp December 30, 2009