"Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you are an alcoholic. Goddamn it Otto, you have Lupus... one of those two doesn't sound right."--Mitch Hedberg
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Get the Mitch Hedberg mug.He's plainly a really weird but funny guy when you first meet him but after you get to know him better you understand that he simply is a guy with a great heart and steady mind. He loves to sing, act, etc. He always falls for girls but can only think of one that he goes to practice with everyday. (Viv) He has big blue eyes that you feel like you could get lost in and has blonde hair and super cute freckles. He simply just is a great guy and if you ever meet a Mitchell stop and talk to him he could just help you out because he loves to stand up for people and he will ALWAYS be there if you need him.
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Get the McBitch mug.A comedian with the most off beat, hilarious sense of humour ever heard to man. Created a cult-like following of loyal subjects that wish they were half as funny as his dog. Tragically, Mitch departed this world in late March 2005, leaving us only with fond memories and this lesson learned:
1. Everyone worth anything is on drugs
2. Drugs kill people
3. Everyone worth anything dies
1. Everyone worth anything is on drugs
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"I was sitting at a bar, and no one was talking to me cuz I had just did a show *Crowd laughs*, and this guy bumped into me, and he didn't apologize, he just said, 'Move!' which I thought was rude, so I said, 'Go to hell,' and then I started to run. He caught up with me. He had a moustache, a goatee, earrings, a pair of sunglasses, his hair was in a pony tail, and he was wearing a hat. He said, 'Hey! You got a lot of nerve!' I said, 'Hey, you've got a lot of............cranium accesories!" *Everyone laughs. Mitch laughs* Ha, this a smart crowd. When I play the dumb crowds I have to say, 'You've got a lot of shit on your head!'"
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Get the Mitchell mug.Bald, potato-like character in the popular soap Eastenders. Not to be confused with any members of Right Said Fred. Punches someone at least once in every episode, avoids jail purely because he is better than Ian Beale at everything.
Has a brother called Grant who looks mildly like a homosexual potato.
Has a brother called Grant who looks mildly like a homosexual potato.
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I was so constipated from eating that cheeseball last night that my asshole stretched out to the size of Mitch McConnell when I took a shit this morning.
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